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forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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Day 79
you just have SUCH a fat head, it amazes me even now
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Do humans think that's an insult? Their heads being fat? Because I doubt it's meant to be a compliment.
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it depends on the head tbqh
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The person enjoying the other one doesn't seem to have any complaints, going by the way my name gets said.
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who what
oh
my fiance
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
he's a slut anyway
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Wait, what?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
The last thing he's about to do is get engaged. Believe me. And why would it be to you?
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HA oh man he didn't tell you
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
well it's our secret so BAM sucka. if you liked it you shouldda put a ring on it!
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I like him, and he's not with you, so yeah, not worried here. Just curious as to why you're thinking this. Also, not even sure you know who I'm with.
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HA HA oh you're serious
i'm pretty sure everybody knows brotato
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It can't be everyone. Name him.
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one HANDSOMELY chiseled kree
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
white hair, a strong rugged jaw, striking MOTHER FUCKING GREEN-ASS eyes
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
do i need to continue
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Fuck you.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
You have who he is right, sure, but he's not about to be engaged to anyone, so you can drop that varrenshit.
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you can be our flower alien
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Is that supposed to relate to the music somehow? The hell is a flower alien?
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you are my little flower alien
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
remeeeeeeeember meeeee foooooooondlyyyyyyyyyy
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So you've decided that making sense is a thing for other people now. Good to know. Don't you have someone else to annoy?
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sayonara fathead-chan!
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Yeah, okay.