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forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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IC Contact - Consignment
vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
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d79 misfire
TO: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Funny, no one told me when I was inaugurated that sex education was one of the Hokage's duties.
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What's a Hokage, and tell me Yamanaka's had some sort of sex ed.
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FROM: hatake.kakashi@cdc.org
The Hokage is the leader of our village. And I assume so, she's a medic.
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Good, because I do not need to have that talk with anyone here. Especially when you're apparently the leader. Congrats. Good luck with the multiplying young.
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That's the last thing I need.
[does he mean having the talk, or teenagers knocking each other up? it is a mystery.]
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Not multiplying like that. We can't. We're apparently all sterile. Medical did some tests early-on on Ajna. Multiplying as in the CDC bringing in more.
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Really.
[that's news. but not terribly disturbing news, at least not for him.]
FROM: hatake.kakashi@cdc.org
There was only one more from my world this time around, at least.
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Yeah. Two arrivals from my universe. One welcome. One not.
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Unwelcome because they're a friend or because they're not?
[because honestly, both are valid reasons.]
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Unwelcome because they're not. The welcome one is a friend who got transferred a few months back. The unwelcome is a human supremacist, and you've seen me, so you know what issue I have with him.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Human supremacist to the point of being a human only-ist. The group he's a part of wouldn't mind in the least if the rest of us were gone. So now I've gotta worry about his mission rewards.
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I don't see what the issue would be.
[he's being 100% facetious.
but this... does give him a little pause.]
FROM: hatake.kakashi@cdc.org
What's his name?
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
You sure you want it? He's Red. Might make doing your job difficult.
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That probably answers my question. I had a guy ask me out of the blue if I was human a few days ago. Still, I'd like to confirm.
FROM: hatake.kakashi@cdc.org
I like to know what I'm dealing with. That includes my teammates. I'd rather handle the difficulty and know who might be a problem when it comes to authority figures that aren't human.
[since there are quite a lot of them.]
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That was probably him, yeah. Kai Leng.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
"Good" news is that when we wind up taking out a planet with a sentient species he'll enjoy it.
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Not as good as you might think, even for Red.
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Yeah. I know. But at the same time, there's one person you've got over there who you don't have to worry about having a crisis of conscience midway through that.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
There are probably others. But I'm trying to find the positive in having that guy around, since you're stuck with him.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Until something happens to him, of course.
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Having a conscience isn't necessarily a hinderance, and bloodlust isn't necessarily an asset. It could still seriously compromise a mission.
FROM: hatake.kakashi@cdc.org
"Until?"
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I should say unless. But wishful thinking. I'll do my duty, as a Green, but if something happens to him you won't catch me upset about it.
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Red does have a bit of a reputation, doesn't it?
FROM: hatake.kakashi@cdc.org
Point taken. I think we've had enough death for the time being, though.
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If it saves lives down the line... But point also taken.
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FROM: hatake.kakashi@cdc.org
Ah... yeah, that was unsubtle.
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Not sure that unsubtle was my problem with it. They're my people.
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Different priorities. Sorry about that, though.
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Might be good to find out if people are responsible for something before going after them, next time. Priority-wise. Not saying you have pull over them, but saying you're senior. You could suggest.
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there's a reason he's on red. there's little point in debating it, though.]
FROM: hatake.kakashi@cdc.org
I'll keep that in mind.