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forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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Day 120, backdated because reasons
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
You should be glad I'm sick, or I'd kick you where it hurts.
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I'm turian. There's nowhere to kick me where it hurts. Do I wanna ask?
... hell yeah #3000
I'd find somewhere. Trust me, I would.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
No, you don't.
[So of course that means 'yes you do, and she'll probably tell you in a minute or why would she have texted at all'.]
You are the lucky winner of... nothing. Sorry. I'm all out of balloons. :(
Right. So I'll probably do it again, then.
damn it, that won't do at all
I know you. You'd do it again on purpose.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
I didn't actually need your help. With shirts.
Ich habe Wasser.
Next step, pants. Or probably shoes and socks, then pants.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
At least he doesn't wear armor, because that's a whole other layer of waiting.
Das ist kein Kind!
Well, I'm not going to underestimate your weird...stripping-related psychic powers anymore.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
It wasn't even 72 hours.
[She's caught somewhere in the middle of laughing about it and wanting to smack him because she wouldn't have thought anything of this if Garrus hadn't opened his big mouth. (She thinks. Probably.)]
...Ich habe Wein? Ich habe nicht eine Kuh oder ein Kind.
Damn, Tali. So all you need is a little encouragement and you're charging in. Should've known, since I'm talking with Miss "I have a shotgun."
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And if he winds up being a jerk, you can kick humans where it hurts. Pretty readily accessible, too. Sometimes I wonder about their evolution.
Ist egal. man braucht nur Wein.
I don't know if I would go that far. There was a reason.
...Anyway, I don't even have a shotgun anymore.
[... first world problems, deluxe.]
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
and thanks. I'll...keep that in mind?
[Don't start talking about crotches, Garrus, for the love of her ancestors.]
And now we've exhausted my limited German.
Isn't there always a reason? And when the shopping channel opens again you can get a shotgun.
¿hablas español?
I mean, we were talking about hair. And he put it straight back on.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
If I have the credits for one, it'll be the first thing I buy.
Sí, hablo español!
...Never mind. You still don't have this figured out.
muy bueno. yo... tengo un gato...?
I never said I had anything figured out.
Donde esta el gato? Mis gatos tienen hambre todo el tiempo.
You said you had his shirt off. I figured that was you making progress.
... en realidad, no tengo un gato. Quiero una mascota ;_;
He had his shirt off. I didn't have anything to do with it.
That's why this whole thing is so stupid.
Lo siento. :( Tienes un animal de peluche?
Wait. I'm not following. What whole thing is stupid? Does he just take his shirt off for any woman who coughs blood on him?
¡Sí! Tengo un perro de peluche lindo y un... bulbasaur.
Because we're friends. Niko and I. That's it.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
And I didn't think anything of the shirt thing or anything else until you brought it up.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
And now you've brought it up, you can't...unbring it up.
[Well done, Garrus. Tali is really flustered now. You win.]
...Un bulbasaur. Yes. That's totally Spanish.
Damn. Just friends? Because he seems a decent guy.
I JUST CHECKED. BULBASAUR IS BULBASAUR IN SPANISH hell yes
He is. He's a great person. But we're not dating.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
I'm probably the most high-maintenance person on this crew for dating, anyway.
[Between her full-body chastity belt and lack of immunity to anything...]
ROFL
You haven't dated Noh-Varr.
[Too many have, and are...]
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FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
...I wonder if I should tell him you said that...
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You can tell him anything I say that's all joking. That's less joking than I'd like it to be.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Caring about him doesn't make knowing that he still needs others too any easier.
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Don't worry, I was joking. I'm not going to tell Noh-Varr anything you say to me.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
You've told him how you feel about that, right?
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Yeah. He knows it's not the easiest thing for me but I'm working on it.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
It's still worth it, Tali. Promise. He found me yesterday, after, and I got reminded of every single reason I'm with him.
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Maybe it's not just you that should be "working on it"...
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
I'm not making a point of being single forever. It's just... kind of difficult, that's all. Logistics.
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