t65: (this r2 unit is fucking balls.)

[personal profile] t65 2015-06-15 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

I know I guess. I'm from an outer rim world plenty of us don't EVER leave our homeworlds and we DO have spaceflight and we HAVE heard of other species


FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

of course it's part of being a Jedi! lightsabers are very dangerous. only a Jedi can use them properly without being a danger to themselves and everyone else and part of learning how is through meditation
lespedeza: (☺the dirt in which our roots may grow)

[personal profile] lespedeza 2015-06-16 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org

Well, I mean, it's a pretty nice face, I know.
Even nicer with some mascara.

FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org

Besides, I have to find some purple glitter and bring it to you, right?
t65: (helloooo cleveland.)

[personal profile] t65 2015-06-16 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

plenty of us have a reason to leave. it's money that's another matter


FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

wait you mean to tell me you have only heard of a dozen other species??


[Now who's the hick.]

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

have you ever seen someone block blaster fire with a basic plasma blade?
t65: (im a professional jedi. heres my card.)

[personal profile] t65 2015-06-16 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

well that's good to hear!


FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

do you want to?
t65: (in this scene our intrepid hero)

[personal profile] t65 2015-06-16 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

you call them guns too? it's such a strange name


FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

any gun will do. or just projectiles. you can throw rocks if you want.
t65: (clearin my thoughts and shit.)

[personal profile] t65 2015-06-16 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

only if your homeworld's a blaster


FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

I'm outside the boxing gym. if you're a sniper you can fire on me whenever you're ready


[Any other replies won't be answered, because Luke has put his blackglass away to prepare. Garrus will find Luke sitting on the hood of a landspeeder parked outside the gym. He's sitting cross-legged, and the unignited lightsaber is lying before him. His eyes are closed.]
t65: (finally more lightsaber icons.)

[personal profile] t65 2015-06-16 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[In truth, Luke thought it was funny-- he's also getting a little tired of hearing about this Earth place-- and was just being cheeky. Of course, he's from a place where text-based communication is rare, so his meaning doesn't always come through.]

[While Luke appreciates the intention behind the warning-- he can certainly guess at it, and understand why someone wouldn't want to accidentally shoot him in the head-- it does dampen the intended effect a little. Isn't that a good thing, though? Jedi aren't supposed to show off.]

[With a sigh, Luke stands, feet firmly in place on the hood of the levitating landspeeder. He holds the lightsaber, still unignited, and faces the direction of Garrus' voice. He's half way through a 'can you blame me' shrug when he hears the Force whisper in his ear.]

[It's coming.]

[Luke lets himself relax, trusting the Force entirely. His mind rolls back, and he feels it linking his reflexes with the currents of the living Force, until everything is simple, fluid action. It lasts for about ten seconds, but probably looks much faster, while, in Luke's mind, it felt longer: In one fluid motion, he ignites the lightsaber, waves his arm, deflects the shot, and retracts the blade. Depending on what kind of shot Garrus used (energy-based, or metal slug), he either deflected the energy to a spot of now-scorched pavement, or he cut the bullet in half.]

[He looks up at Garrus with a wide, guileless grin.]
Edited 2015-06-16 21:35 (UTC)
t65: (what i really mean is)

[personal profile] t65 2015-06-16 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I still dunno if I'd call it a religion. Religions have... gods, that kind of stuff. [Luke Skywalker, resident theologian. He sits down on the hood of the speeder, his legs dangling off the side. Things always feel a little brighter and sharper when he's let himself blend into the Force like that, and it makes him cheerful and easy-going. It's not like he's not these things to begin with, though, so the noticeable difference is negligible.]

Being a Jedi means you can become one with the Force... if you practice enough. Meditation is a part of that. [Lots of meditation.]
t65: (aw yis force shit)

[personal profile] t65 2015-06-16 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, sort of. It's the natural energy of all living things. It flows through everything, everywhere. Jedi just train enough to... influence it. [Luke extends his hand, and a tiny pebble from the asphalt begins to rise from the ground, gently floating on the breeze as though it were a falling leaf. Eventually, it lands in Luke's palm.]

[He's explained this concept several times since he got here, and he's found it works best when it benefits from a demonstration.]
It's sort of like luck, or fate. It let me know where the blast would land, and I let it move my hand... [The idea dawns on him just then, and he beams,] like I moved this pebble, and, well... you saw what happened.
t65: (luke skywalker: literally trash)

[personal profile] t65 2015-06-17 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mind. Shoot.

[In the past, Luke's seen explaining this sort of thing as an annoyance-- it's hard and involves a lot of metaphors and philosophical thinking. But now, after the constant repetition of the CDC, he thinks he's getting good at it. He sees answering questions as an opportunity. This is surely part of being a Jedi master-- it's something he'll have to do for his padawans, one day.]

[His padawans. He keeps grinning.]


Because I'm a living thing, that's how I was able to move it. [That's a simple answer, he thinks. Well, if he explained it correctly. Only time will tell, huh?] Another way to think of the Force is... luck. Or fate, or chance. There was a way to block your fire, and the Force let me see it. All I had to do was trust it, and be able to listen.

[There, Luke's not sure he explained it correctly. He kind of cringes, shrugging, and waits for Garrus' inevitable confused reply.]

[personal profile] gottacatch 2015-06-17 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: red@cdc.org

sure. is it big and green? i can fly my way there

[personal profile] gottacatch 2015-06-17 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, that brush. He attempts to get the cloth in first as Garrus demonstrates, but it flattens and misses in his hands, and so he takes the next suggestion (though with a stubborn frustration in doing so), putting the cloth over the end of it.

It's easier, and gets the job does. Red watches and listens, looking down once he's gotten the idea to resume. ]


Mm, I know. [ He does, if because of his time here, because of people like Garrus. It was just hard to forget. ] People use pokémon the same way too. Like tools, all for their own gain. They know what they can do and they abuse it.
vindictam: (pic#8250687)

[personal profile] vindictam 2015-06-18 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ so after this clusterfuck ]

from: attano.corvo@cdc.org

Since your commander apparently doesn't give a damn.

from: attano.corvo@cdc.org

I have an ability that allows me to walk in the skin of another for a short period of time. Complete control of their body. Miss Sun told me to take down Shepard down nonlethaly for PKN7. I misunderstood. I employed it on her. Once it ended, the Commander proceed to beat me for it quite thoroughly.