Are you offering to teach me how to keep a straight face? [During this kind of abjectly stupid conversation? They don't stand a chance.

Anyway, Tali had expected Garrus to be a bit more squeamish, and there's a split second where she wonders if she should quit while she's ahead (or rather, quit while she's behind). But then, it's that or turn the conversation back on herself.

Barrelling on.]

All in one piece? Sounds inconvenient - you should look into that. [Things she never thought she would say to Garrus, part... umpteen. And then:] Wait, 'human-like'? Have you been comparing?