Call me mom again and I'll smother you in your sleep.

[Do not make him be Team Mom, Garrus. No one wants Joker to have to be the responsible one around here, it's not his usual role and you will all regret putting him in it.]

Yeah, okay. You just... just go to sleep, Garrus. [He could practically see down to your gizzard on that yawn, birdbrain. It's sleepytime for tired turians.] Call me if you need anything else, and maybe if you ask nice enough, I'll even do it.

[Lies. He'd do it, because he's a sucker for his stupid crew.]