Garrus Vakarian (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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D68
IOU: FREE SPACE HEATER TIME
[Should be obvious enough who this is from, right?]
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I'm gonna take you up on that, just so you're aware.
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Hey I gotta make myself useful somehow right?
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You don't have to be useful for people to want to keep you around. You just have to be a friend.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Granted, not about to complain about the warmth or the use, though.
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FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
Being a walking fireball isn't too bad sometimes.
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I'm glad to read that. Really hoping we get a warmer planet this time, though. If we get two ice planets in a row I'm... going to do nothing but be annoyed, because that's really a threat.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Even if it is warmer, though, betting it'll still have cooler times.
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We'll find out when we get to the drop. How many ice planets can there be anyway?
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Millions. Billions. And nobody wants them except to put top-secret scientific bases on because nobody's gonna stumble into that.
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Billions of Russias and Area 51s in space? Yikes. Don't tell me you've found those.
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I'm going to assume those are specific bases, and yeah. Run into a couple. Blew them up. It's fun. Makes up for freezing your ass off.
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Russia is a really big motherfucking country that's like 80% the tundra. Napoleon couldn't get through it. Russia's crap weather stopped the next supreme dictator.
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
Area 51 is like a top secret area in New Mexico. That's a state in the USA. Aliens and secret tech is supposed to be housed there.
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
Is there anything you haven't done Garrus?
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Right. Now I remember what Russia is. Still pretty sure I haven't heard of Area 51 before. Makes sense, though, if it's top secret.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I've never controlled fire by myself. Never eaten anything levo. Never successfully juggled. Never told Sparatus exactly what I think of him.
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Well controlling fire by yourself is kind of a thing depending where you're from.
Who's Sparatus?
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I find what you do pretty damn impressive.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Sparatus is the turian on the Council. Group of leaders, help keep things more or less working between dozens of races so we don't wind up in more wars. He's also a blind idiot. Figuratively speaking.
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Eh, it's impressive sometimes.
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
The blind or the idiot bit?
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Fire tends to almost always be impressive. And blind is figurative. He's definitely an actual idiot.
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What'd he do?
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The war we're in right now with the Reapers? They had a test-run invasion a couple of years back. Shepard and us on the Normandy crew stopped it, presented evidence to the Council that more were coming.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Sparatus and the other two councilors dismissed it.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
We could have had all of that time to prepare. We didn't. Because the Council couldn't face the truth, and couldn't face the possibility that they didn't know everything.
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Sounds like some things never change. Sorry to hear that Garrus.
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They don't. But we'll win anyway. Despite their pride getting in the way, we'll defeat the Reapers.
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You sound like a rogue cowboy Garrus. Do what you want ain't afraid of the law etc
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Not sure what a cowboy is. But sometimes the law just doesn't address what it needs to. And I help. There's nothing wrong with that.
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Aw c'mon a cowboy! Back in the day when the west was untamed and ripe for the taking, you had the outlaws blazing through the plains making the laws for themselves.
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I was on the side that wasn't with the outlaws. I took down merc groups. So I'm probably not a cowboy.
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Cowboys can still be good, like the sheriffs. Obviously I need to teach you all about westerns.
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Trying out the whole multiple personality thing there, isha/hanna?
SHHHHHHHH HHHHH Hhhhhhhhh damn it copy paste wins again
;)
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