plex: (✫ i didn't meant to upset you.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-06-27 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
1. An Earth breakfast food, though from your question, I guess there's no Turian equivalent.

2. There's dextro-appropriate pancake mix on the requisitions channel. I'm getting you some.

3. Don't argue.
plex: (✫ you always were the sensible one.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-06-27 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Consider it more of a 'strong suggestion'. I don't think I could order you around if I tried. But trust me--they're a safe bet.

They take water. Which, luckily, we have in abundance.
plex: (✫ neither really worked out.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-06-27 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I won't abuse my 'strong suggestion' privileges, then.

Maple syrup, if you can? Levo, since I'll have to share with Loki.


[And possibly his rovermates, but lbr mostly Loki.]
plex: (✫ hated.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-06-27 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[w o w garrus way to ask the complicated questions.]

From what I've gathered, arrogance and posturing are a large part of Asgardian culture. Loki is not exceptional.

They style themselves as gods because their comparative strength, speed and metaphysical prowess with regards to humans caused them to be regarded as such.

Gods do not exist.
plex: (✫ i didn't exactly do myself proud.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-06-27 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Kree learn that the idea of 'gods' is mathematically unsound around the same time we learn not to soil ourselves.

I have see entities capable of destroying universes, and I personally know a man who can bend reality with his will; all of them obeyed sets of laws.

True omnipotence is impossible. There is always something greater.

Loki is a powerful sorcerer with a notable affinity for chaos. He's also a consummate liar. But a god?

Pardon me, but: bullshit.

I still like him, though. He and I were teammates.
Edited 2014-06-27 07:14 (UTC)
hahahorsejokes: (fcrep30)

Day 17 - outside of garrus' new rover

[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-06-28 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's weird leaving this outside another rover, but eventually Garrus will come back to a bottle waiting for him. High proof, dextro-friendly spirits—with an added hallucinogenic kick, because Jean doesn't actually know what those are but you know what, why not.

There's a thin note tied around the bottle neck with neat, even handwriting.

'Thanks.

Don't drink it all at once.

-Jean'


Short and sweet. Thanks for having his back, for the lockdown, for whatever. ]
plex: (✫ you know what i mean?)

[personal profile] plex 2014-07-02 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[You're much nicer about it than he is, Garrus.]

Just because it's a comforting lie doesn't make it less of one, but I do see your point. 'Ignorance is bliss'?

I'm curious--how do you not blame him, exactly? I wasn't exaggerating when I described him as a consummate liar.
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d17 l-lol

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-04 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

so how would the 1st day of alien 101 go i cant find any #2 pencils
goodjob: smile . sad . tired . welp (youve got guile)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
yeah they were out of those 2

vakarian i dont think they have pencils in space
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[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-04 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
its an earth human joke u use #2 pencils to take tests 4 classes

that ends my 1st lesson in alien 101 ur turn
goodjob: tired . angry (maybe its because im so versatile)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-04 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah well ur head looks like an artichoke

um people i guess? what r ur people like
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[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-04 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
its a very handsome vegetable

huh so this place must be heaven 4 u

so everybody has a job on ur planet? nobodys homeless?
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[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-04 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
would u prefer 2 look like an ugly vegetable

huh never thought of that. what rank were u at back home

what kind of resources?