Either way, I don't need you to tell me off for it. You wanted to know what bothered me; well, that's what did. Can you accept that, or are we going to argue over semantics?
[At least, he thinks, that's one thing he hasn't completely messed up. Now he has to go see about messing up something else with someone else, but before he does...]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
How was your drop point? Less than professionally speaking.
Showering was the first thing I did when I got here. The shower rover's back, so that might mean less of a wait for you. Don't know who you have in your rover; I've got three people with long hair.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And once we got done with the butterflies things were easier. Still had people sick, but it wasn't as bad as sharks, in my opinion.
[He sounds confident because he is. She's smart and determined.]
You've got the pattern down, now you just need to know the gun. That was closer than the other shots, too. And I'm gonna bet none of your Academy instructors were as stylish as me.
[Miracle of miracles, she does actually listen. For all that Erin is a difficult child sometimes, she is aware of the fact that Garrus is experienced and she knows jack shit about this thing in her hands. So she takes a breath, lets it out slowly, and just like a crossbow, squeezes the trigger.
On the upside, she hits the stump.
On the downside...yeah, remember that thing about thieves and sudden loud noises?
Judging from her yelp it's probably an even bigger miracle she didn't drop the gun.]
Biting, poisonous, sharp-winged, carnivorous butterflies. Swarms. Sniping them didn't work well, but the gauntlet did. Calling it a bugzapper now. Definitely missed the landsharks, not the cold.
[Garrus jumps at the yelp, moving forward on instinct to put one hand under the barrel of the gun and his other on Erin's back as he tries to figure out what just happened. She yelped. Why? As soon as the moment of shock and reaction is over, he's... not sure. He blinks and tilts his head at her.]
[His mandibles flicker out a little. Making someone laugh makes him feel a little better, actually, and between the lesson and her sense of humor Garrus is successfully pushing back his heartache.]
So what Kakashi wears is what you're always subject to. Sorry to hear that. I'd try to give him advice, but nothing turian will fit him. At least it looks like the younger generation isn't gonna have to deal with that mishap.
[If it was possible for a person's face to resemble an emoticon, she's definitely a 8C right now. Eyes wide, mouth somewhere between pout and frown.
...She's embarrassed.]
I'm fine.
[Ok, if she's snapping at Garrus that badly, she's really embarrassed.
Thieves and loud noises. Bad combination. And, okay, yes, she's technically already heard this brand of loud noise, but it was her causing it this time, and it's just different okay?! Don't judge her.]
[That is probably for the best. Erin is clearly going to need a little more time to get used to weapons that make loud sounds. She makes a soft, frustrated noise, but doesn't stop Garrus from slipping the safety on. Ending the lesson there is probably for the best; she really isn't meant for this kind of weapon.
Her poor crossbow.]
At least you know I'm not gonna be shooting anyone in the foot anytime soon.
Students forget things sometimes. Doesn't matter if they're adult or child. That's why teachers review at the start of lessons, a lot of the time, but we didn't go over much this time. Next one will be more difficult.
[Terminology, and how to take the gun apart and put it back together.]
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