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Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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IC Contact - Consignment


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goodjob: tired . angry . combo7 (now when i wrote graffiti)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-08 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

lots of things r illegal that dont make sense. pots illegal. u cant buy beer on saturdays or drink it until ur 21. cant drive until ur 16


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

hey u can question me i questioned u. dirty cops r fine. u know where u stand with them. its the cops who think they r gods gift to mankind u have 2 watch out 4


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

this 1 time my little brothers got arrested 4 auto theft. they were driving a borrowed car and they didnt know it was stolen. i stayed in the fucking waiting room all night and i fucking character lim


[FIONA IS DONE WITH YOUR TEXT RESTRICTIONS CDC!!!]
INCOMING CALL: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
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So, the cop that arrested him wanted to send their stupid asses away because [She imitates a deeper, gruff male voice:] them's the breaks, ma'am, even though they knew there wasn't a chance in hell either of them knew what the fuck was going on, or who stole the car or anything like that. They were just dumb kids and they fucked up. But this cop really wants to put 'em away.

So I'm in there figuring out what to do -- my one brother wants to go to the military, right? Which he can fucking say goodbye to if the cop books him, and the other one I'd like to see go to college, which is a hell of a lot fucking harder if he ends up in juvie at seventeen. Kinda tanks your test scores.

I get there and run into this cop I've known since kindergarten, we grew up together and shit, he has this big stupid fucking crush on me. I talk real nice, and get real sad -- not really acting, there. But next thing you know, after making that big fucking deal about locking my brothers up? All the sudden they're dropping charges, and that cop I knew, he asks me out on a date.

You're a smart guy, I'll let you figure out what the moral of the story is.
Edited (what is numbers) 2014-07-08 03:32 (UTC)
goodjob: welp . angry . tired . gesture (my name was slop)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona laughs.] Yeah, they're morons. I guess what I'm trying to say is, maybe where you're from, that kinda stuff doesn't happen every day. But it does where I'm from, so it's... I dunno. Whatever. You got any good stories? [Since they're apparently trading.]
goodjob: suspish . smoke . prop (ill make it worth your while)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-14 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, let's go for justice, since my story was so fucking depressing.
goodjob: smile . snide (i will plot and scheme)

pfft np. i just use <blockquote>

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[She sounds shocked.] Kids? You told the guards, right? 'Cause that shit gets you fucked up in prison.

But... that's a good story. Good guys win. Maybe it's an alien thing; that crap only happens in movies on Earth.
goodjob: sad . confuse (got numbers beyond)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus. Better'n nothing, I guess. [Still, she makes mental note to never tell Garrus about any time she or her family has done anything illegal.] Sounds like where you're from's a lot more... intense than where I'm from.
goodjob: smoke . smile . snide . prop . combo:bar (with coffee and cream)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-08-05 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. I guess I gotta keep that in mind for... all this shit. I never thought I was gonna go to space, before all this. Most people didn't.