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Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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IC Contact - Consignment


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plex: (✫ happy new year.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-08-05 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org

I have pancake mix here with your name on it, in case you'd forgotten.


[It literally has his name on it, as in, Noh-Varr gently carved 'GV' onto the box so he wouldn't mix the dextro and levo up.]

FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org

Is now a bad time?
plex: (✫ the classic error.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-08-05 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org

I didn't take you for a gossip. I'll be there in a moment.


[True enough, he's there within minutes, two boxes of pancake mix under one arm, along with the pre-packaged mixing bowls and some plates.

Oh, and syrup. The most important part.

When he hops in, the haroomba bumps into his leg as it tries overexcitedly to clean up after him, and he offers Garrus a smile.]


Sleep well?
plex: (✫ this was meant to be fun.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-08-05 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
I can imagine. 220, please. [He feels a twinge of guilt for not being there.] I wanted to help, but--Armada had other plans.

[Does he sound bitter to you? He might be a little teeny bit bitter. He's the camp's prettiest lawn ornament, or something.] All the Blues had to watch over our haul, though. [His tone switches to smug. Poor bastards.] And then, well--this mission happened.

[One thing after the other. He begins mixing pancake mix, using separate sets of bowls and separate dishware. He takes his friends' health seriously.]
Edited 2014-08-05 09:12 (UTC)
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[personal profile] plex 2014-08-06 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
He wanted me to keep guard in front of his and Warriorhead's rover. I'm not kidding. [He runs a hand through his hair, visibly a little annoyed. The camp's prettiest lawn ornament.] They came back--Warriorhead was single-handedly dragging along an adult frostbrood. I heard Armada was at the site, helping to rescue the recruits, so they must not have been out hunting the entire time.

[Maybe Warriorhead went alone.]

And more recently--we set up the targeting server. Ghost and Neheda took us to the mountains, east of here. Sector R. [His voice mellows out, and his expression turns a little more grim. Ajna's days are numbered. On the one hand, the sooner this frozen goes gets wiped, the happier he'll be, on the other...well. It's still planetary destruction. Nothing he's never seen before, but nothing to make him too happy, either.

On the bright side, he's finished mixing. On the oven dish, he makes two large flat discs with the mixtures, making sure they don't touch.]
plex: (✫ i would have swapped in a second.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-08-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He scoffs, shrugging, and pops the dish in the oven.]

You think they tell us things? Funny. No, aside from giving us a deadline on getting the job done--but it's days, now, probably. How many, I can't say.

[Noh-Varr had, and is having, the same thoughts Garrus just did. How much can he put on the line for Earth?]

While we were up there, we saw something. A creature of unknown origin, presumably native to this place. Two of the hunting teams had encounters with it. [Saying-without-saying: that's an awful lot of territory for one beast to travel.]
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[personal profile] plex 2014-08-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[That's Noh-Varr's best guess, too, but he doesn't want to voice it.]

About two and a half meters high. White fur, shaggy, red eyes. No distinctive shape that I could see, but it moved on four legs. Incredibly fast, and intelligent enough to outmanoeuver an entire squad.

[An entire squad with Loki on it, and while Noh-Varr doesn't doubt their collective capabilities, Loki's powers are vast, and he's--Loki. For a creature to have outwitted him is startling.]

Its tracks vanished faster than we could follow them.
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[personal profile] plex 2014-08-19 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid not, unless you feel like taking a long hike.

[Privately, Noh-Varr thinks it might be a native species they haven't catalogued yet. Something likely more sentient than the beasts they've encountered so far, but not intelligent enough to do much beyond attempt to frighten them. Otherwise, wouldn't they have fought off the invading force before now?

It's all speculation, though. He has nothing concrete to back it up.]


The sector is still reachable. We built defenses around the CTDS itself, and left it at that. Access is monitored and currently prohibited; that's all I know. [He tilts his head at Garrus.] Were you actually thinking of going?

[You'll freeze your skinny Turian ass off, Vakarian.]
plex: (✫ i didn't exactly do myself proud.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-08-19 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
The Central Targeting Data Server, which I'm pretty sure does exactly what its name implies.

[ He keeps one eye on the oven. It is starting to smell good in here. ]

Even if you went all the way to the border, they probably wouldn't even let you into the sector without permission. [ He arches a brow that says, at the same time, 'don't drag me into your shenanigans' and 'if you go, I'm coming'. ]

They didn't issue a gag for the mission, but now that I've told you I feel personally responsible. [Is he exasperated? Amused? Both.] If you go, you'll take me with you, are we clear?

[ He's got a pretty clear idea that neither Ghost nor Mother will let him--any of them--go back there, but you never know. ]
plex: (✫ they're sparked by belief.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-08-21 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ It could be cryokinetic, or use particle manipulation as a camouflage method. It hadn't outright attacked any of them; its intent was clearly to frighten.

When Garrus raises the cuff, Noh-Varr shrugs and nods. Garrus doesn't strike him as the type to act on impulse or take lives for granted, but he is...boisterous, for a sniper. ]


I don't think its aim is to harm us--no one who encountered it was hurt. Rattled, perhaps, but unharmed. I agree to investigating it, though, if you can convince them to let you.

[ At that, the oven 'dings' pleasantly, and Noh-Varr is suddenly busy pulling out their meal. It smells good--it'll be even better with syrup, he knows.]

Can you give me the bottles?

[ He shouldn't feel so excited about such a mundane thing, but it's rare for Noh-Varr to want to share experiences with others. Humans find his unabashed love of their planet embarrassing. Garrus humors him, and he appreciates that. ]
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[personal profile] plex 2014-08-23 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ The more Garrus talks, the more intelligent the beast sounds, and the more Noh-Varr wants to tell him to stop talking. He focuses instead on pouring the syrup onto its respective stack, cooling the pancakes. He's actually pretty frugal with it: he likes a lot, but he doesn't want to overwhelm Garrus' palate. ]

I sincerely hope you're wrong.

[ Is that rude to say? It might be. He'd rather put off the time of Hard Decisions, himself, not for his own sake but because of what he imagines--what he knows--would happen to the crew at this juncture if a sentient species were discovered here.

Taking the fork, Noh-Varr spears a bite off his own plate and tests it. He's had time to 'perfect' his method in his own rover, and the results, while not as good as what you'd get from a pan, are respectable. He offers Garrus his own plate. ]


Here. Try.

[ He tries not to look hopeful. Or eager. From what Garrus told him about Palaven's cuisine, and his own tiny sampling of it, Noh-Varr can only deduce he'll find it very sweet, possibly too much. ]
plex: (✫ my faking it is total.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-08-26 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Pleased, Noh-Varr turns his head a little to hide his smile, which is probably one of the first true smiles he's made since coming here. He's happy to settle on the floor with his plate, basking in the smell and the heat from the oven as it disperses through the rover. Right now, this is good. ]

The rest of the syrup bottle is yours, if you want it--it's dextro, so I can't share it with anyone else. You can keep the mix box, too. [ Too bad Tali isn't around to share with anymore. More for Garrus. ] Did I tell you I tried some turian cooking from the shopping network?

[ It came in pretty standard vacuum-sealed packages, and it had been hot and flavourful, like masala. He'd enjoyed it. ]
plex: (✫ the classic error.)

[personal profile] plex 2014-08-31 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
It was good! Spicy, like you said, and very aromatic. I'd offer to show you Kree cooking, but take my word for it--it's as bad as I've told you.

[ Noh-Varr is, in fact, the worst Kree. For all his racial pride, he really has no interest in the finer points of Kree culture, not anymore. How could he, after seeing the wide worlds beyond? All of their food is basically nutri-paste. The Skrulls have better cooking than they do. ]

I decided to buy some off the shopping network--some Turian, some Alternian after Vriska told me about it. I liked the Turian better, but don't tell Vriska I said so.

[ Well, not necessarily after she'd told him. He'd been curious all on his own. The Alternian grubloaf had been fine. A functional food, without strong taste. The Turian dish he'd tried had struck him more as a properly-cooked, true meal. ] My digestive tract allows me to digest anything, so I might as well put it to good use. I like learning--you can tell a lot about a culture from its food.