Garrus Vakarian (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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IC Contact - Consignment
vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
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vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
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vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
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Are you saying you'd commit a crime just for the sake of getting me to arrest you in a worthwhile way?
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FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
well if ur going to arrest me neway i might as well go out with a bang
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
but please dont arrest me it would b bad for morale
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I try not to make too many promises because you never know what's going to change... but I think you might be safe. Possibly.
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FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i promise not 2 get caught if i do anything bad
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
and 2 teach u if u need help conning ppl out of their lunch money
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That's less than encouraging. Nobody intends to get caught, Gallagher.
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FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
yeah but most ppl are inefficient
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
or amateurs
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
meanwhile ive been in the lunch money fraud business for decades
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Really. And how much have you made? Ten credits? Fifty?
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here? none. y the hell would i steal ppls credits here thats just fucking stupid
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
c i told u im wise
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I meant back home. But points for not stealing credits here, because I'm pretty sure that would backfire hard.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
What have you stolen?
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i havent stolen anything here officer i swear
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
back home lots of shit. food and toilet paper mostly. and diapers i got really good at stealing diapers
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And any cop worth anything wouldn't arrest you for that.
[Needs. They're back to societies that don't meet the needs of their people. Turians aren't perfect, not by a long shot, but at least they've got that figured out.]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Can I ask you something? Well. Something beyond that. And you don't gotta answer. But what's the reward you're expecting from the CDC?
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theres not a lot of anything worth anything where im from. but there r plenty of cops
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
ill answer but u got 2 answer the same thing back
[Let her pretend that her answer isn't obvious.]
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My request was stupid and made in anger. But I don't mind telling you.
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i wont tell ne1 dont worry
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
the cdc says it will pay for food and clothes and college for my family if i do good
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I don't think I've been as impressed by anyone since I got here.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I told them to give me my gun back.
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there r ppl here who fought nazis vakarian
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
did they give u ur gun back
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I don't know what nazis are. And no. My gun is the reward I asked for because I wasn't being smart.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Didn't get what was going on, I was suddenly here and asked what I wanted.
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nazis r evil humans
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
they killed about a billion ppl when my grandparents were alive and they would have kept going if they won the war
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
im not very impressive i just want carl to eat something other than pizza bites 4 every meal
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
they tricked u?
I am so sorry for how late this is
I see.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
You thought of someone other than yourself in a high-stress situation. That's better than a lot of people would do.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And yeah. All I got asked was if I wanted to save my world, which had an obvious answer, and then after I was here I told them I wanted my gun back and the rest is now history.
fff no problem.
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
who knows the universe is a big place
[takes compliment and awkwardly....... hides....]
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
was it a good gun?
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
The best.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Top of the line model, and then I modded her, refined her. She's a masterpiece, now. I know her down to her last bolt, and I can make her dance.
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im glad u got her back
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I don't have her back yet. Soon, I hope.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Won't make this worth it. But it'll be nice to have her in my hands again.