IC Contact - Consignment

[forgivetheinsubordination]

vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
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[lespedeza]

Jean, though? All he ever does is complain about literally everything I do, he's grouchy and annoying, and I'm pretty sure he's pissed off every single instructor here.
And okay, fine, pretending for a minute that attractiveness is one thing or whatever, his haircut is still hideous and he refuses to change it. I can't be seen with that.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Would he be better with a haircut?
And he passed the Blue mission, yeah? So maybe he'll be better off now. Especially with a new leader.
Plus his cat came back. And I'm teaching him to shoot.

[lespedeza]

Seriously, Garrus?
You've been thinking about this a lot, haven't you.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Maybe.

[lespedeza]

I'm not going to date Jean!
Besides, I'm not really his type anyway.
Which is tall brunettes, for the record.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Did not know that.
What's your type?

[lespedeza]

Kind of the same, actually.
That's weird.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

You like what you like.
Are there any your age here?

[lespedeza]

Hey, I thought we agreed to work on your case first.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

We did.
But Jean just messaged me asking me if it was true that I was dating Noh-Varr.
Said you told him I was.
So if you think we're dating, then that wraps it up, yeah?

[lespedeza]

HE WHAT
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM
And for the record that's NOT what I told him!!!

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Do I want to ask what you said?

[lespedeza]

I didn't say anything about you actually dating him!!
Oh my god, I'm never telling that dumbass anything ever again.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

That's not ominously avoiding the question at all.

[lespedeza]

Oh my god, all I said was that you totally had a crush. That's it.
It's not my fault he can't keep his big mouth shut for once in his life.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

[It's not really a crush. More like a want. That's totally different. Right? But he doesn't know for sure, so he's not going to say that.]

Well. He's not a ninja.
And it's not like I exactly asked anyone to be secretive about it.
Just if someone could avoid blurting it out to Shepard, that'd be great.

[lespedeza]

Shepard?
Is something going on there?

[forgivetheinsubordination]

I would like to have my head on straight about Noh before my best friend finds out and sends me a barrage of questions.

[lespedeza]

What is there to get on straight? You're into him, aren't you?

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Yeah.
There's different sorts of into, though.
And she'll have a lot of questions.

[lespedeza]

So what kind of into is it, then?
I mean, I know nobody here is going to be getting married and making babies and stuff—at least not anytime soon or anything.
But don't you... what are you looking for?

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Originally it was gonna be simple.
No fuss. Relaxing.
Then he went and made it a little confusing.
And this is probably more than you ever wanted to hear from me.

[lespedeza]

Yeah, kind of.
But I don't know... I think it's kind of [ cute ] nice.
That you have someone here that you want something special with, I mean.
How did he make it confusing, though?

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Never been looked at the way he looked at me, earlier.
Stumbled over something I was saying, badly.
He laughed, but then he looked at me.

[And kissed him, but that is not getting typed. Ino doesn't want to read it, Garrus doesn't want her to have to.]

I don't know. It was something in his eyes.

[lespedeza]

[ THAT'S SO... CUTE... RAPTORMOM, YOU BIG SAPPY DOOF. ]

Wow, he's totally into you.
We definitely need to get you on a date.

[ ino... who is "we." ]