FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org we're out here blowing up entire planets if you die falling six feet off the ground...
[ while that message gets shot off quickly enough, the next one takes... several minutes. this is one (incredibly stupid) thing he still gets flustered about, but he trusts garrus, so, ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org have you met Mikasa before Mikasa Ackerman
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org it's pretty obvious who she's interested in if you have
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Ino's got her sights on you next. You can suggest someone and I can help there, or I can just let her go all out.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Your call.
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FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Ino can stuff it
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
besides is this really the place to be asking a girl out
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We're here for a long time, Jean. We might have signed away our lives.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that's why we haven't gotten to see the contract.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
There might not be another place.
jackie did you just turn this stupid thread Real on me
yeah but I could also end up going home
or reassigned
or dead
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
if anything happens to me I don't want to leave that much behind
It's a Mass Effect thing. Whoops.
There's a chance anything could go wrong. That's life. You could wind up home tomorrow, meet a girl, and then the CDC drops by your planet.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Noh could get rated highly for his leading a mission and be assigned to another ship. I could trip and fall off a ladder and break my own damn neck.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Don't stop living just because you're here and something might go wrong.
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I don't know
seems like too much to hope for
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
besides it wouldn't have worked out anyway
she's already got her sights set on someone
[ ... ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
also if you die falling off a ladder i will never let you live it down
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I'm not gonna die falling off a ladder.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Though now that I typed that...
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Who, Jean? And are you sure she's into someone else, or is it just a feeling?
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we're out here blowing up entire planets
if you die falling six feet off the ground...
[ while that message gets shot off quickly enough, the next one takes... several minutes. this is one (incredibly stupid) thing he still gets flustered about, but he trusts garrus, so, ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
have you met Mikasa before
Mikasa Ackerman
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
it's pretty obvious who she's interested in if you have
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Who is she into? What is it that you like about her?
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ugh
[ and then it takes a literal hour (or two) for the next message: ]
she's strong, smart, and gorgeous
more talented and prettier than anyone else back home
what's not to like
[ ... ]
besides her social skills I guess
[ and he's not even going to try and be subtle talking around that first question. ]
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Clearly I'm gonna have to meet her.
She sounds pretty impressive.
I'm sorry she's looking at someone else.
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[ ... ]
Just don't tell her any of this stuff
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Question, though. Did Ino tell you not to tell me?