Garrus Vakarian (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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IC Contact - Consignment
vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
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You're an alien. Maybe you should try the infinitely wise cliche thing. Our vids don't even tend to have those. Lot of humans with that, few turian ones.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Besides. I know what works for me, and infinitely wise isn't it. So. Where's Brown supposed to be? If he's in Medical I can do a round of the place, see what I can see.
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That doesn't make any damn sense. Also, you're outnumbered, so you're still the alien.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
I think you've got enough to do. I'll handle my own business, if you don't mind.
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It makes plenty of sense. To you, I'm an alien. To me, you're an alien. So let's drop the whole alien thing because it's useless.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And if you're sure, fine. But you are the one worried enough to ask him if he's dead.
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Alright Mr. Alien.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
Well, someone doesn't know a joke when he sees one. Which I guess means I'm safe from you, at least.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
I'm not worried about him.
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Maybe I'm just tired of being called alien, like you'd be tired of being called human.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Maybe I don't wanna be lumped in with dozens of other cultures as if I'm part of some monolithic entity that's all the same because it doesn't have pink skin and external ears.
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Oh, I've been called worse.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
Christ, you're touchy though. Maybe you should try some of that sleep all the folks in charge are suddenly acting like they care about.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
This has been real fun and all, but I got other shit to be doing.
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There's always worse. I've gotten some sleep, I'll get more when my shift's done. What I'm tired of is being grouped, not standing or getting water or helping out.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Go find him. Maybe you won't be so angry at him right off the bat.
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Wouldn't bet on it.
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I wouldn't either. But it was worth trying. I mean, you're reminding him about shitty jokes. That means you deal with them and probably don't tear his head off.
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Probably?
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He's not dead yet, and you're still asking after him.
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He's really hard to kill. I'm working on it.
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Yeah, not buying that. Not if I had all the credits in this universe.
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That's because you don't know me very well.
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Yeah. I don't. So maybe I'm wrong. Doesn't really matter to me.
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That's the ticket.