Garrus Vakarian (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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He opts not to try it.]
FROM: anders@cdc.org
its a dog. do you seriously not have dogs where youre from?
[He's also not honoring either of those questions with a response.]
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So that's a dog. We have some similar things on Palaven, but nothing that looks quite like that. And you don't see pets that big in space.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Rodents, fish, small reptiles, that's what you're likely to see out there. Space is at a premium. In space.
[He sees the avoidance... and counts it as a win.]
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doesnt seem like the cdc got that message
FROM: anders@cdc.org
there are just as many animals as people in my rover. provided legend doesnt eat my chicken any time soon
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The CDC doesn't pack us all into a ship the whole time. They operate a little differently.
[Way to ignore his totally funny joke there.]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
My rover's never had that problem. Had a bahari for a while, Piper, but just the one. And then a lot of flowers.
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FROM: anders@cdc.org
ill take the bahari over the flowers personally. at least we can be reasonably certain the bahari wont kill us
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Yamanaka Ino's managing the flowers. She knows a lot about them from home, so we're safe.
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thats actually legitimately reassuring
FROM: anders@cdc.org
i think id still pick the bahari though
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Well. If I actually had a choice in the matter, I might too. But I'm short on useful animals.
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thats a shame. its nice to have cats around the rover
FROM: anders@cdc.org
even if one of them does try to eat my chicken on a daily basis
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We have Mogget. I like him. Not sure about other cats.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Unless bahari count. I'd take a bahari any day of the week.
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i think the bahari are as close to cats as any of us will get out here
FROM: anders@cdc.org
i havent seen an ordinary cat here that hasnt talked back to me yet
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And I've never seen an ordinary cat in my life.
[No points for looking in the mirror, no matter how many people (like Dagger) wanted to call Garrus one.]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Maybe if you ask nicely someone can get you a cat. Tell Ghost one would make you more efficient or something.
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as nice as that would be, i dont think even i could pull a lie like that off
[About making him more efficient.
That, and he refuses to ask the instructors for anything he doesn't expressly need just on principle.]
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
If I wasn't as bad a liar as I am, I might offer to help. But I am. And your chicken might take personal offense to you having a cat, so let's not.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Thanks accepted, doc. Call me if you wind up needing backup again; I'll be there.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Doc doesn't really work. Healer? Heals? I like heals. Thanks accepted, heals.
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i dont suppose using my name could be an option
["Heals"..... This is why they can't have nice things.]
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I can tell you're the life of the party back home.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
What would work instead of Heals? Rover? Feathers? Sleepless?
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FROM: anders@cdc.org
i take it back
FROM: anders@cdc.org
heals is fine
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Thanks, Anders.