Garrus Vakarian (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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Gonna note that you're not denying he has hair as good as yours.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Jean, obviously. Zuko. Ichigo. Green Oak. Eren, but someone's already into him. Ferdinand. Guy.
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That was a given!!!
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Are you serious right now? Jean is Jean, which means he's a complete idiot, Zuko left his ex-girlfriend in prison that one time, Ichigo wouldn't know what to say to a girl if she hit him in the face,
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Green Oak apparently has some sort of dog thing??? So he probably totally smells like it, Eren is somehow even more oblivious than Jean, I don't know Ferdinand or anything but based on his file alone
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
he's at least like 300 hundred years old, which is super weird, and I don't know Guy either but this literally says he's scared of women.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Scared of women, Garrus.
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Zuko left his ex-girlfriend in prison?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Also, not knowing what to say to someone you like isn't a bad thing. People can learn. Green doesn't smell like Arcanine. I forgot Ferdinand was 300.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And wouldn't you want someone to be afraid of you? You can kick his ass if he's an idiot.
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It was a really long story, but yeah.
But don't tell him I told you that.
Seriously.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
In fact, just don't tell anyone.
Ever.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Oh my god, you are trying way too hard, Mom.
I'm giving up on boys, okay? Until we get some here that are actually worth my time, I'm over it.
[ Isn't it weird how she doesn't include Sasuke in any of this... ]
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I think you're trying way too hard to ignore every option. There's a very possible reason for this.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
You already know what you want and you're trying to hide from it.
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For the last time, I don't want Jean!!!!
Mostly because I'm not a masochist!!!
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Shouldn't you be off making kissy faces at Noh-Varr??
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I'd like to note I didn't say it was Jean. You just put that in there.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'm not physically capable of making "kissy faces." So no. And it would be to, not at.
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Shut up, I know that's what you were thinking!!!
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Ugh, whatever!!
I'm not replying to this anymore.
I'm going to my treehouse because apparently that's a thing and I'm going to enjoy some peace and quiet away from naggy turians.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Bye.
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Have fun up there. Don't get too many crushes.
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I won't because there's no one to crush on!!!
[ Ah... she was supposed to be not replying. ]
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Bye.