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Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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IC Contact - Consignment


vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
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2leftfeet: (tau scorpii)

[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2015-05-04 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

Look at you being all fancy


FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

Please don't tell me you're off in hostile territory right now
2leftfeet: (theta aquarii)

[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2015-05-04 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[GARRUS GODDAMN VAKARIAN, MAKING EVERYONE WORRY BY FALLING OFF THE GRID: THE LIFE, THE MEMOIR.

She wants to ask if he's prepared, if he has nanites left, if he at least has a fall back position if something goes wrong (wronger than he knows it's going to be, apparently). But that's patronizing. So she doesn't.]


FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

Just try not to get eaten by anything while you're out there


FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

Be careful Garrus
2leftfeet: (epsilon hydrae)

[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2015-05-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

Guess that's true. Just don't go too far in case I have to haul your broken ass back. I'm sick of hiking and you weigh a goddamn ton
2leftfeet: (alpha gruis)

[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2015-05-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

It's not my fault you're so fat
2leftfeet: (nu ursae majoris)

[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2015-05-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

Good. I've been seriously worried about your fiber intake for a while now


[That's what she's here for. Bitching and bullshitting.]
2leftfeet: (tau scorpii)

[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2015-05-06 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm an expert chef


FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

1: Unwrap food product
2: Place in microwave
3: Cook for desired doneness
4: Enjoy
2leftfeet: (eta canis majoris)

[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2015-05-06 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[That she doesn't text him again in the interim is a force of will. Suffice to say she spends a significant portion of the delay between one and the next pinging his personnel tracking ID-- just in case. It doesn't actually tell her anything, doesn't give her any life line stats. He could be perfectly fine in the same spot or he could be a corpse and she wouldn't know the difference. But it goes a long way to settling her and that counts for something until his message eventually rolls in.]

FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

Whatever. I'd rather eat pad thai than sushi anyway. You should all be thanking me


FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

And hello no. When we retire I'm hiring a personal chef for us all so all I have to be responsible for is drinking my requisite number of mai tais and making sure no one litters on my awesome private beach
2leftfeet: (eri)

[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2015-05-07 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

Will do


FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org

And I'm good. Do you need me for anything?


[It doesn't - or shouldn't - really read like a break in this stupid charade they're putting on, but it's a real question.]