Garrus Vakarian (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
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So there's a limit to your love for me, that's what you're saying.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'm not lost. I'm in Home Depot. They've got a lot of wiring here. Could be pretty damn handy. You ever wanted your own personalized bomb? Could even make it explode in purple.
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I'm not even going to answer that.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
We're trapped in some sort of weird apocalyptic wasteland and you're seriously sitting around in there making bombs?
[ ... ]
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Can you make it explode in purple glitter?
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We don't know what happened to this city. We don't know what took out all the people, and there had to have been people because there are lights on. Damn straight I'm making bombs.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
If you find the glitter and promise never to detonate it anywhere in my vicinity.
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FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Define vicinity.
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Where there's a danger I might get glitter in my plating, Ino.
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Alright, fine. Deal.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
But at least tell me that you brought enough food you can eat with you.
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All depends on how long we're here.
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That doesn't really make me feel better.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Hopefully we won't be stuck in this stupid place for too long
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Oh my god, I think I found a makeup store.
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Is finding it a good thing or a horrifying thing? Can't quite tell from the text.
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Are you kidding me?
I'd kill for some mascara right now.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
They have lotion and stuff too.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
I'm never leaving this place ever.
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No idea what mascara is. But I think it might be healthy to leave places, walk around some. Take what you want and maybe catch some not-sun. Fuzzy screen sun. That's got to be healthy.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
It's nice to see your face sometimes, is all I'm saying.
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Well, I mean, it's a pretty nice face, I know.
Even nicer with some mascara.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Besides, I have to find some purple glitter and bring it to you, right?
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Yeah, yeah, whatever, Ino. One day it's gonna be old and wrinkly. I'll still wanna see it. Probably.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'm at the Home Depot right now. Let me know if and when you find purple glitter.
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That's way too sappy, even for you, Garrus.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Wish me luck, I guess.
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It's because you haven't dropped by much. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, long hairs in everything makes you wish they'd just go away.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Good luck.
yolo
Seriously, you're going to make me puke.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Have you heard from Jean yet?
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Don't puke on me. I'll never talk to you again if you do.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
No, but he's here. Checked on the cuffs not too long ago. Why? You miss Piper?
[Make his dreams come true, Ino.]
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Is that a promise?
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Why wouldn't I miss Piper? She's the only one here who doesn't talk back to me all the time.
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I swear, Yamanaka, if you throw up on me just to be annoying I will make you regret it.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Ino, I mean.
[There's no impending danger. He doesn't need to use her last name.]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
You know she'd talk back if she could. What's going on, Ino? You okay?