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[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Doing pretty well. Enjoying being on a ship again. Missed it. You?

[117]

FROM: 117@cdc.org
Anja was fun.

FROM: 117@cdc.org
Green.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Ajna was fucking cold. I like the lack of snow. I hope next place is warmer.

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Speaking of Green, ready for evaluations?

[hahahorsejokes]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
are you being esoteric on purpose garrus
what the fuck is that supposed to mean

[forgivetheinsubordination]

You like what you like.
Are there any your age here?

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
If we get any free time after he's healed from having part of the shuttle stabbed through him, I'm sleeping with him.
Big if, at the rate things are going on this ship.
That's what I mean.
Any other questions?

...now there's a reason for edits

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Did he threaten you out of spite, or concern? Because if it's the former, then sitting on him was a good move.

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

If it was concern, maybe not so much.

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

But if you can sit on him, then I'm not so worried about him hurting you.

[lespedeza]

Hey, I thought we agreed to work on your case first.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

We did.
But Jean just messaged me asking me if it was true that I was dating Noh-Varr.
Said you told him I was.
So if you think we're dating, then that wraps it up, yeah?

1/3

[hahahorsejokes]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
oh

[lespedeza]

HE WHAT
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM
And for the record that's NOT what I told him!!!

[hahahorsejokes]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
wait
fuck
no that's enough I don't want to think about it

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Do I want to ask what you said?

[hahahorsejokes]

[ okay mental BSoD about alien sex aside, really. go get laid, garrus. ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
but anyway
congrats man

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
try not to set off any alarms

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Thanks.
And yeah. Glad to find out thanks to someone else that they're still active here.
Uh.
There anyone you're looking at?

[lespedeza]

I didn't say anything about you actually dating him!!
Oh my god, I'm never telling that dumbass anything ever again.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

That's not ominously avoiding the question at all.

[hahahorsejokes]

[ .....and here jean thought he was cool all this time, the illusion is shattered ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
really

[forgivetheinsubordination]

[He's cool on the field. He's not cool when it comes to personal matters.]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Ino's got her sights on you next. You can suggest someone and I can help there, or I can just let her go all out.

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Your call.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

I'm... I'm sorry.

[He feels a little stupid now.]

Lot of stuff I sorta... take for granted. Forget that... Yeah. How are you... You need a hand with walking? Or...

[Make that very stupid.]

I don't know.

[117]

FROM: 117@cdc.org
It could have been worse.

FROM: 117@dc.org
You'd think that the ones without experience surviving would be an evaluation enough.

[hahahorsejokes]

[ so he's discovered. ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Ino can stuff it

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
besides is this really the place to be asking a girl out

[lespedeza]

Oh my god, all I said was that you totally had a crush. That's it.
It's not my fault he can't keep his big mouth shut for once in his life.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

We're here for a long time, Jean. We might have signed away our lives.

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that's why we haven't gotten to see the contract.

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

There might not be another place.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

[It's not really a crush. More like a want. That's totally different. Right? But he doesn't know for sure, so he's not going to say that.]

Well. He's not a ninja.
And it's not like I exactly asked anyone to be secretive about it.
Just if someone could avoid blurting it out to Shepard, that'd be great.