FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org If we get any free time after he's healed from having part of the shuttle stabbed through him, I'm sleeping with him. Big if, at the rate things are going on this ship. That's what I mean. Any other questions?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org Thanks. And yeah. Glad to find out thanks to someone else that they're still active here. Uh. There anyone you're looking at?
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org we're out here blowing up entire planets if you die falling six feet off the ground...
[ while that message gets shot off quickly enough, the next one takes... several minutes. this is one (incredibly stupid) thing he still gets flustered about, but he trusts garrus, so, ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org have you met Mikasa before Mikasa Ackerman
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org it's pretty obvious who she's interested in if you have
no subject
If we get any free time after he's healed from having part of the shuttle stabbed through him, I'm sleeping with him.
Big if, at the rate things are going on this ship.
That's what I mean.
Any other questions?
1/3
oh
no subject
wait
fuck
no that's enough I don't want to think about it
no subject
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
but anyway
congrats man
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
try not to set off any alarms
no subject
Thanks.
And yeah. Glad to find out thanks to someone else that they're still active here.
Uh.
There anyone you're looking at?
no subject
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
really
no subject
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Ino's got her sights on you next. You can suggest someone and I can help there, or I can just let her go all out.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Your call.
no subject
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Ino can stuff it
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
besides is this really the place to be asking a girl out
no subject
We're here for a long time, Jean. We might have signed away our lives.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that's why we haven't gotten to see the contract.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
There might not be another place.
jackie did you just turn this stupid thread Real on me
yeah but I could also end up going home
or reassigned
or dead
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
if anything happens to me I don't want to leave that much behind
It's a Mass Effect thing. Whoops.
There's a chance anything could go wrong. That's life. You could wind up home tomorrow, meet a girl, and then the CDC drops by your planet.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Noh could get rated highly for his leading a mission and be assigned to another ship. I could trip and fall off a ladder and break my own damn neck.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Don't stop living just because you're here and something might go wrong.
no subject
I don't know
seems like too much to hope for
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
besides it wouldn't have worked out anyway
she's already got her sights set on someone
[ ... ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
also if you die falling off a ladder i will never let you live it down
no subject
I'm not gonna die falling off a ladder.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Though now that I typed that...
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Who, Jean? And are you sure she's into someone else, or is it just a feeling?
no subject
we're out here blowing up entire planets
if you die falling six feet off the ground...
[ while that message gets shot off quickly enough, the next one takes... several minutes. this is one (incredibly stupid) thing he still gets flustered about, but he trusts garrus, so, ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
have you met Mikasa before
Mikasa Ackerman
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
it's pretty obvious who she's interested in if you have
no subject
Who is she into? What is it that you like about her?
no subject
ugh
[ and then it takes a literal hour (or two) for the next message: ]
she's strong, smart, and gorgeous
more talented and prettier than anyone else back home
what's not to like
[ ... ]
besides her social skills I guess
[ and he's not even going to try and be subtle talking around that first question. ]
no subject
Clearly I'm gonna have to meet her.
She sounds pretty impressive.
I'm sorry she's looking at someone else.
no subject
[ ... ]
Just don't tell her any of this stuff
no subject
Question, though. Did Ino tell you not to tell me?