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Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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IC Contact - Consignment


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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-10-31 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
oh
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-10-31 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
wait
fuck
no that's enough I don't want to think about it
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-10-31 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ okay mental BSoD about alien sex aside, really. go get laid, garrus. ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
but anyway
congrats man

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
try not to set off any alarms
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-10-31 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ .....and here jean thought he was cool all this time, the illusion is shattered ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
really
hahahorsejokes: (fcrep28)

[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-10-31 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ so he's discovered. ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Ino can stuff it

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
besides is this really the place to be asking a girl out
hahahorsejokes: (bwf08)

jackie did you just turn this stupid thread Real on me

[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-10-31 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
yeah but I could also end up going home
or reassigned
or dead

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
if anything happens to me I don't want to leave that much behind
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-11-01 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
I don't know
seems like too much to hope for

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
besides it wouldn't have worked out anyway
she's already got her sights set on someone


[ ... ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
also if you die falling off a ladder i will never let you live it down
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-11-02 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
we're out here blowing up entire planets
if you die falling six feet off the ground...


[ while that message gets shot off quickly enough, the next one takes... several minutes. this is one (incredibly stupid) thing he still gets flustered about, but he trusts garrus, so, ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
have you met Mikasa before
Mikasa Ackerman

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
it's pretty obvious who she's interested in if you have
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-11-03 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
are you really interrogating me about this?
ugh


[ and then it takes a literal hour (or two) for the next message: ]

she's strong, smart, and gorgeous
more talented and prettier than anyone else back home
what's not to like


[ ... ]

besides her social skills I guess

[ and he's not even going to try and be subtle talking around that first question. ]
hahahorsejokes: (bwf21)

[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2014-11-05 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
You should. She's a soldier too, she'll have your back

[ ... ]

Just don't tell her any of this stuff