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Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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IC Contact - Consignment


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goodjob: suspish . smoke . prop (ill make it worth your while)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-08 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
u didnt answer my question but it was a shitty question. u dont have 2

[Back in her rover, Fiona silently chastises herself. Stop making such a big deal of this.]

movie characters only exist in movies. what was so fucked up about omega that u had 2 go
goodjob: tired . suspish . facepalm . gesture (go ahead)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-08 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
im sorry ur friend died

and shit u didnt say there was slavery. i thought it was pimps and dealers.

[Fiona thinks for a while before adding the next bit:]

where im from has lots of that low rent shit. full of shit cops. sounds like ur ok though
goodjob: smoke . smile . snide . prop . combo:bar (with coffee and cream)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-08 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
a pimp is a hooker's boss [And then Fiona Gallagher explained what a pimp was to an alien.]

i know ur not perfect ur really bad at taking compliments. or is that a cultural thing 2
goodjob: anger . shock (people always say my style is wild)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-08 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

r u apologizing 2 me 4 not knowing what a hooker is

when a man and a woman love each other very much and 1 pays 4 sex thats a hooker


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

u dont have 2 apologize thats my job 4 being a dick back there. please tell me u know what a dick is

but what ur saying is most of ur people r all by the book cops


goodjob: smoke . smile . snide . welp . prop . bar (well im a fiend)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-08 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
its illegal where im from

u dont have 2 apologize. ive been asking enough questions 2 fill a book

if u have 2 b a cop thats a good way 2 do it. worst cops back home always had a hardon for rules
goodjob: tired . angry . combo7 (now when i wrote graffiti)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-08 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

lots of things r illegal that dont make sense. pots illegal. u cant buy beer on saturdays or drink it until ur 21. cant drive until ur 16


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

hey u can question me i questioned u. dirty cops r fine. u know where u stand with them. its the cops who think they r gods gift to mankind u have 2 watch out 4


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

this 1 time my little brothers got arrested 4 auto theft. they were driving a borrowed car and they didnt know it was stolen. i stayed in the fucking waiting room all night and i fucking character lim


[FIONA IS DONE WITH YOUR TEXT RESTRICTIONS CDC!!!]
INCOMING CALL: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
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So, the cop that arrested him wanted to send their stupid asses away because [She imitates a deeper, gruff male voice:] them's the breaks, ma'am, even though they knew there wasn't a chance in hell either of them knew what the fuck was going on, or who stole the car or anything like that. They were just dumb kids and they fucked up. But this cop really wants to put 'em away.

So I'm in there figuring out what to do -- my one brother wants to go to the military, right? Which he can fucking say goodbye to if the cop books him, and the other one I'd like to see go to college, which is a hell of a lot fucking harder if he ends up in juvie at seventeen. Kinda tanks your test scores.

I get there and run into this cop I've known since kindergarten, we grew up together and shit, he has this big stupid fucking crush on me. I talk real nice, and get real sad -- not really acting, there. But next thing you know, after making that big fucking deal about locking my brothers up? All the sudden they're dropping charges, and that cop I knew, he asks me out on a date.

You're a smart guy, I'll let you figure out what the moral of the story is.
Edited (what is numbers) 2014-07-08 03:32 (UTC)
goodjob: welp . angry . tired . gesture (my name was slop)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona laughs.] Yeah, they're morons. I guess what I'm trying to say is, maybe where you're from, that kinda stuff doesn't happen every day. But it does where I'm from, so it's... I dunno. Whatever. You got any good stories? [Since they're apparently trading.]
goodjob: suspish . smoke . prop (ill make it worth your while)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-14 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, let's go for justice, since my story was so fucking depressing.
goodjob: smile . snide (i will plot and scheme)

pfft np. i just use <blockquote>

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[She sounds shocked.] Kids? You told the guards, right? 'Cause that shit gets you fucked up in prison.

But... that's a good story. Good guys win. Maybe it's an alien thing; that crap only happens in movies on Earth.
goodjob: sad . confuse (got numbers beyond)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus. Better'n nothing, I guess. [Still, she makes mental note to never tell Garrus about any time she or her family has done anything illegal.] Sounds like where you're from's a lot more... intense than where I'm from.
goodjob: smoke . smile . snide . prop . combo:bar (with coffee and cream)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-08-05 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. I guess I gotta keep that in mind for... all this shit. I never thought I was gonna go to space, before all this. Most people didn't.