Garrus Vakarian (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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I am not talking about that.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Except to ask if anyone's caught your eye more than Jean yet.
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By those standards, everyone's caught my eye.
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Was really hoping for an honest answer.
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Geez, I haven't even been awake an hour and you're already trying to grill me.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
I hope the rovermate that replaced me has even longer hair than me.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Even though it can't possibly be as nice as mine, of course.
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Henge, or Kurosaki? Neither of them have longer hair.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And I think you're dodging my question. I'll take it to mean you're still interested in Jean and didn't turn right or something.
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I was never interested in Jean in the first place!
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Turn right? What are you talking about?
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Something that didn't make any sense. Sorry. Supposed to turn left for something sometime, no idea what it's related to, pretty sure I was being messed with.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
But if the right thing to do is to be honest and give Jean a shot, that'd be by extension... Yeah, never mind. I'm pushing the metaphor too hard. Trying to make it fit.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Point still remains that you kissed Jean. Willingly.
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No, let me guess. Dagger was being cryptic again.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
If he was messing with you, then he was messing with me too, because he told me something about going left too.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
And I told you, I only did that because I felt sorry for him!!
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Maybe he was messing with both of us and expected us to talk. Compare messing-with notes. Maybe it actually means something.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Leaning toward the former, but if he's said it twice maybe it does matter.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And yet you kissed someone else to deny it meant something. Most people wouldn't feel the drive to go that far, Ino.
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Mikasa challenged me!!
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
What was I supposed to do, back down??
I proved her wrong.
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And we're back in this circle.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Want you to be happy. Want Jean to be happy too. I think you two would balance each other. But there's a lot of people here who are your age. There'll be someone even if it's not him.
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Ugh!!
And people call me a nag.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
You're such a mom.
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Whatever, Ino.
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Yeah, whatever to you too!! [ You can't out-whatever a teenage girl, Garrus. ]
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Fine, how about this? The day Jean catches my eye or whatever is the day I've officially gone crazy.
Seriously, just push me off a rover and put me out of my misery.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
And for the record, there is nobody else here to catch my eye either because the boys here suck!
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
There. Does that answer your question?
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If the boys aren't any good, what about the girls?
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Really, Garrus?
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If they're not attractive to you that's fine. Thought I'd ask. Especially because we're of differing opinions when it comes to the young men here.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Think there are a bunch here with potential. Bunch of young women with potential too. But if you're gonna judge them all on who has the best hair, then you're left with you and Noh-Varr.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And I'm not sharing him with you.
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First off, ew. Don't say things like that.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Second of all, I really want to know which "young men" you think have "potential."
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Gonna note that you're not denying he has hair as good as yours.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Jean, obviously. Zuko. Ichigo. Green Oak. Eren, but someone's already into him. Ferdinand. Guy.
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That was a given!!!
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Are you serious right now? Jean is Jean, which means he's a complete idiot, Zuko left his ex-girlfriend in prison that one time, Ichigo wouldn't know what to say to a girl if she hit him in the face,
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Green Oak apparently has some sort of dog thing??? So he probably totally smells like it, Eren is somehow even more oblivious than Jean, I don't know Ferdinand or anything but based on his file alone
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
he's at least like 300 hundred years old, which is super weird, and I don't know Guy either but this literally says he's scared of women.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Scared of women, Garrus.
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Zuko left his ex-girlfriend in prison?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Also, not knowing what to say to someone you like isn't a bad thing. People can learn. Green doesn't smell like Arcanine. I forgot Ferdinand was 300.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And wouldn't you want someone to be afraid of you? You can kick his ass if he's an idiot.
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It was a really long story, but yeah.
But don't tell him I told you that.
Seriously.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
In fact, just don't tell anyone.
Ever.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Oh my god, you are trying way too hard, Mom.
I'm giving up on boys, okay? Until we get some here that are actually worth my time, I'm over it.
[ Isn't it weird how she doesn't include Sasuke in any of this... ]
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I think you're trying way too hard to ignore every option. There's a very possible reason for this.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
You already know what you want and you're trying to hide from it.
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For the last time, I don't want Jean!!!!
Mostly because I'm not a masochist!!!
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Shouldn't you be off making kissy faces at Noh-Varr??
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I'd like to note I didn't say it was Jean. You just put that in there.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'm not physically capable of making "kissy faces." So no. And it would be to, not at.
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