Garrus In Consignment Pt. 2 - Selena, Neheda, Macha

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Day 61 Nov 8-10

Javik may be grumpy.
Javik therefore needs to be pushed out of the room and toward people.
Steve Rogers hangs out for bonding.
Billy Kaplan is not in Kansas anymore.
Fiona Gallagher gets Garrus in a selfie, and they start to talk vigilantes a little.
Batman helps stop robbers.
Wally West gives Garrus a lift. Together, they fight crime. Overflow continuation.
Kai Leng is not a welcome sight. Garrus 'wins' the discussion, but it's a hollow victory.
Liara T'soni could use some encouragement.
Garrus post - http://consignment.dreamwidth.org/50957.html#comments
Anders will give teaching Roxas more about magic a shot.
Noh-Varr needs a hand. And company.
Urdnot Grunt is a little tipsy.
Nyreen is a very, very pretty turian. And Adrien helps Garrus fail. Overflow continuation.
The Thirteenth encounters Garrus in his dream.
John Crichton and Garrus share a chat.

Day 62 Nov 11-13

Yamanaka Ino is asked to stop her efforts with Noh-Varr because of the Warriorhead courtship, but Garrus isn't completely sure he wants to give up just yet.
Roxas is young and oh-so-very confusing.
Yulia Bostova relaxes some.
Kyouya Hibari is going to be a... handful.
Roxas and Hibari clash, d'Artagnan straightens it out while Garrus stays and observes.
Athos is reclusive but persuadable. Also ridiculously handy.
Leapfrog Mingle gets interrupted by a big ball dropping in.
Kaidan Alenko drops by, Garrus charges in to help people with the major. Overflow continuation.
Samus Aran returns and they work to help a civilian.
Clone Shepard gives Garrus a headache.
Hades' head is on fire.
Adrien Arbuckal takes advantage of the museum, as does Garrus.
Pilot is hanging out in the museum too, and is passive aggressive, which is no surprise. What is a surprise is that he asks for advice on being a leader.
Hanna Talbot on swords, the arena, and fighting to the death.
Armada gives permission for Garrus to buy a lot of nylon fiber to turn into rope.

Day 63 Nov 14-16

Warriorhead gets a risky question.
Jean Kirstein has a date. He should be told about it.
Loki drops by for a selfy and they wind up talking a little. Mostly about Noh.
Adrien Arbuckal has a sunburn and also likes sticking his nose everywhere.
Noh-Varr gets a text at Adrien's urging and it turns into a more serious sort of talk.
Uchiha Itachi needs to be rescued from an unsavory street vendor. Overflow continuation.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema totally isn't stealing a car. Overflow continuation.
Ryan Farrow, Noh-Varr and Garrus have a shopping trip.
Aeryn Sun works with English and Garrus does the same.


Day 64 Nov 17-19 (unarmed combat alongside Roxy)

Roxas needs some training, and Garrus seeks to assist.
Ryan Farrow takes a break and Garrus volunteers to play punching bag.
Gathering to discuss the crime on Selena with Adrien, Ryan, Noh, and Aeryn.
Nagisa Kaworu talks a lot about culture and needing a restaurant rec. It turns to talking of angels, as well as how humans react to former foes.


Day 65 Nov 20-22

Investigating the scene of the Selena crime.

Day 66 Nov 23-25
Day 67 Nov 26-28

Tony Stark thanks Garrus with brandy.
Tony Stark gets a thanks back.
Dagger offers a chance to ask a question. Garrus asks after the CDC's goals, also notes that he's been called a 2-legged cat.

Day 68 Nov 29-Dec 01

Jean Kirstein leaves presents, Garrus brings some over and shippushes JeanNo a bit.
Noh-Varr learns the tango in Garrus' arms.
Sturmhond teaches Garrus about the ET's systems.
Hanna Talbot gets her gift.
Hanna Talbot writes Garrus an IOU for spaceheating time and they talk friendship, heat, Sparatus, cowboys, Westerns, Jack, and groups of people.
Yulia Bostova gets a gift and starts calling Garrus "Leader."
Zuko gets his gift and they talk fire and planets.
Kouha Ren gets his pendant gift and says he'll buy Garrus a drink sometime.
Elena Gilbert doesn't need her protective pendant but appreciates it anyway. One day they'll try to see if her blood can heal him.
Armada gets his plush museum toy gift. Garrus finds out Armada likes soft things and also Disneyland. And then they discuss weaponizing ponies.
Noh-Varr gets a gift of chocolates, gives Garrus a hoodie, and they start to make out, only to be interrupted by Hibari Kyouya and Vriska Serket.


Day 69 Dec 02-04
Day 70 Dec 05-07

Yulia Bostova becomes Garrus' favorite as they get in position.
Haruno Sakura decides she's too good for gravity. Inopig, she's Blue, and the continuation.
Ginko needs some exploration help.
Uchiha Itachi reunites with Garrus and they chat airlocks and the CDC.
Amber talks with Garrus about teams, spheres, and cake.
Misaki Kirihara doesn't like the thought of Dagger and porn and they speculate at other causes for power fluctuations and standby orders.
Hanna Talbot and Garrus talk infiltration and sabotage.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema is a welcome sight and Garrus dances a merry jig around telling her tricky truths.
Lucy/Nyuu finds her room, and meets with Garrus for the first time, and Garrus gets confused as to why she's on Green.
Zoe Hange, the other new roommate, discusses Leads and survey corps.

Day 71 Dec 8-10

Yamanaka Ino discovers that Garrus and Korra both talk a lot. And then they discuss crushes, friendship, betrayal, and what Ino deserves. There is a hug.
Caroline Forbes hears a little about Honey.
Guy Cecil dislikes bureaucracy as well, and they talk the CDC as a business and its teams.
Pilot also hears noises, but they make it safely to Medical as they stay alert and talk studies. As usual, Pilot is confident.
Temeraire and Garrus confront the laws of nature and how they don't always stay laws.
Scarlet Rain is short and thinks they're in a videogame, and Garrus doesn't know how to prove they are not.
Kai Leng unfortunately has been recruited, and all Garrus can do is snarl.
Erin gets a crash course on aliens and subharmonics, Garrus meets another thief who falls in the grey area of things, and learns of the Primal.
Aeryn Sun wants newbies watched, specifically Guy Cecil.
Sasha Braus finds out some of what the Blackglass can do, and some of what's not normal on the Neheda
Samus Aran returns and Garrus is glad of it.
Noh-Varr sends his thoughts, Garrus tries to remind him that he needs to eat.
Kyoya Hibari makes a ruckus with Garrus as they start hunting.
Jean Kirstein and Garrus have a room reunion.
Shepard gets grounded and Garrus starts to realize the tightrope he's walking.
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Garrus post about the threat(s) on the ship, asking for Greens to report in. Unit Leads introduce themselves:
Pilot reports that Orange is working on tracking.
Captain Falcon can't judge everyone here by 'his' people.
Kotetsu Kaburagi confirms the rumors about Simon and they talk Bilchis and superstitions. Garurs needs to follow up on knocking on wood later.)
Green Oak wants to be clear that Arcanine is a pokemon, not an animal, whatever that means. But Arcanine's the fighter there.
Guy Cecil is who Garrus is meant to be watching, and unfortunately all of the new arrivals are unarmed.
Korra and suspicions.
Sebastian Michaelis gets welcomed.
Sasha Braus gets a second welcome from Garrus and this one isn't as cheerful. But he goes and finds her and patrols with her, since swords aren't something he fully trusts to be enough.
Topher Brink requests Greens in Medical, and they start to talk of clans and tunics, and Topher promises a powerpoint presentation.
Hanna Talbot has Rinog and goes searching with Oak, and they talk powers and treatment.
Kyoya Hibari dashes off on his own.
Washington gets an assignment.
117 volunteers to help and they talk civilians. 117 would like a stuffed plush nuke to sleep with.
Tess reminds Garrus that a lot of people are stupid, especially when scared.
Mikoto Misaka gets sent Topher's direction, and seems fairly well suited for Green.
Parker asks Garrus to keep an eye out for Hinata.
Xion is eager to get to duty.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema is unarmed and Garrus loans her his Carnifex. Emotions rise when he reveals Liara's missing and that the Shai were probably close to sentience. When they have time they'll talk team structures.
Zack Fair sounds off and joins Rogers at the teleporters.
Jasper Khezek wants to set fire to everything, Garrus would rather there be some evidence left.
Roxas has extra protective charms.
Elena Gilbert vouches for Caroline and takes up position at transporters with her and Roxas.
Maya Ayling requests additional Medical coverage.
Sawada Tsunayoshi is the next to respond and so gets sent to Medical, and the topic turns to Ajna and destroying worlds.
Steve Rogers starts gathering people up.
Caroline Forbes hits the ground teasing (and investigating.)
Trip doesn't approve of profiling, but it's sometimes accurate. Talk of science, alternate universes, and they close with cliches.
Hinata Shouyou doesn't understand why it's multiple suspects and Garrus tries to manipulate him into staying with Nic.
Yulia Bostova wants vengeance, and Garrus instructs her to meet up with someone.
Vriska Serket is tired of people flipping out about her horns.
Niko Bellic checks in and they compare Garrus' claws to the scratch marks on the container. Continued here.
Scarlet Rain signed up for babysitting duty.
Edward Elric volunteers to help Green out, lands with Reiner's patrol.
Billy Kaplan wants to know if teams can be picked, but doesn't have a preference.
Reiner Braun is patrolling near Medical.
Athos is with d'Artagnan, nobody was surprised.
Jean Kirstein has a list of the missing Greys. He gets sent to help at Medical, and Garrus worries about him.
Temeraire checks in.
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Anders sends an update - the killer is fast and can use camouflage.
Shepard needs more info, Garrus gives all he has and backs her up.
Alina Starkov posts, Sturmhond replies on the topic of the deaths, and then they discuss Shepard.
Neheda/Mothership reveals that there have been no recent transfers.
Gliese is asked about transfers at the same time, answers far later than Mothership does.
Noh-Varr provides emotional support once Garrus finds out there have been no transfers.
Billy Kaplan posts about not having a team, Garrus over-covers.
Adrien Arbuckal spreads autopsy info, asks to make sure Medical is covered with patrols.
Javik takes a patrol.
Green Oak and Arcanine find a scent and then volunteer to join the hunting parties.
Zuko reports in, gets an assignment with Korra, Garrus sets him to trying to find out what can slow these things.
Shepard attempts to check on on PKN7, Crichton winds up fielding most of the work.
Armada grounds Shepard, and Garrus hits the first roadblock in his balancing act and starts having to think about what he's doing. It's not easy.
Scarlet Rain reports new Greens being harassed by Reds, meets up with Garrus to get a loan of a weapon/club.
Armada is informed of the Reds who are harassing Greens and they talk team duties.
Kotetsu Kaburagi is going hunting, gives the list of all of those going, and gets blackmailed into caution by use of Bunny's name.
November 11 is the Red point of contact, and Garrus reports the harassment of Reds against new Greens.

Day 72 Dec 11-13

Ryan Farrow checks up on Garrus and can't locate Liara. He comes over, Garrus eats, and then there is using Garrus as a pillow while they talk the complicated thing that is Garrus and Noh-Varr.
Roxas hit Ansem.
Ghost will hold Garrus responsible if Roxas messes up again, in any way.
Roxas is told of Ghost's verdict.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema asks about Kai Leng, and she winds up getting more about the Reapers and indoctrination than she wanted. She's also encouraged to contact Noh-Varr.
Green Oak is helping with the hunt.
Ansem explains why Roxas hates him - Ansem killed Roxas. But he seems possibly actually apologetic. Garrus will see.

Day 73 Dec 14-16

Kai Leng is working out, and Garrus starts to taunt him with his upcoming death.
Black Box begins.
Warriorhead posts and Garrus gets a second wake-up call in regard to his actions with Shepard and the crew, and Garrus stops to mentally break down what's going on.
Noh-Varr calls and helps Garrus reach a conclusion he didn't want. The Kree is the first one to learn what the names on Garrus' visor mean, and Garrus finds out about Noh's exile. Garrus gets some sleep.
Yamanaka Ino teases WH and Garrus recovers enough to give her a hard time.
Sasha Braus gets a food run authorized, finds out about the dextro/levo divide.
Anders updates people, gets the promise of more food jokes in the future.

Day 74 Dec 17-19

November 11 is having just as much fun in the Black Box as Garrus.
Jean Kirstein and Vriska Serket find body parts. Garrus peptalks and is a little worried about them. Noh-Varr jumps in.
Sturmhond gets everyone's heads together, Garrus arranges patrol changes and apologizes for his previous request re: Shepard. And then they reflect on the fact that Liara is still missing.
Joel can't find Ellie. Unproductive field trip time!
Fiona Gallagher wakes up from stasis. They discuss the lost, turtles, and names. And then he reclaims his title of best alien.
Hanna Talbot failed the Black Box. Garrus understands and meets with her for a drink, coping, and talking about how no one should be alone. He agrees to make her a soldier and teases about her and d'Artagnan.
117 wants Garrus to keep an eye out for Cortana's safety. Garrus agrees, and tries to urge the guy out of his shell some.
Cortana and Garrus talk Dr. Hasley before Garrus reveals he's been asked to keep an eye on her for her sake. Artificial intelligence, deterioration, and an offer of gun lessons.
Noh-Varr gets a fretting Garrus. He finds out that Noh's nanites have been used against him, Garrus asks a bunch of questions about Neheda operations, and they talk without translators. Tahk iyat turns out to mean lovely creature.
John Crichton recruits Garrus for the suspicion-of-Honey camp.

Day 75 Dec 20-22

Zuko and Garrus take a walk after their third Black Box visit.
Haruno Sakura wonders why pieces of the container are only now being found. Garrus gets a little defensive of Green, a little suspicious of Honey, and closes with mild teasing.
Jasper Khezek found a piece and they talk puzzles.
Zuko found hairs, reports it, Garrus suggests samples be given to more people.
Green Oak found IPS tags, Garrus directs him to the Observation Deck so more people can take a look at them.
Shepard gets the hardest news Garrus has ever had to deliver - that Garrus can't serve two commanders at the same time.
Sturmhond gets informed that Yulia Bostova is missing now as well.

Day 76 Dec 23-25

Erik Lensherr needs some clothing and the conversation turns toward the next 800 years.
D'Artagnan notices that Javik is missing. After no reply from Javik, Garrus confirms. They wonder what else they can do.
Truth or Dare with Sebastian Michaelis, Zelos Wilder, Ferdinand Wurstel, and Noh-Varr. Dancing and dinner romancing.
Ryan Farrow celebrates his birthday, and Garrus joins him.
Yamanaka Ino struggles with Black Box flashbacks and needs company.

Day 77 Dec 26-28

Zack Fair found pieces of another person.
Guy Cecil is needed, assigned to Medical, and gets curious about what Garrus can eat.
Adrien Arbuckal calls a Unit Lead meeting after all of Vareesa is found and the contagion is confirmed.
Suspicion of Honey with Crichton and the Unit Leads: Lightning, Sturmhond, Adrien, Hope, Kotetsu, Anders, Pilot, d'Artagnan, Alina.
Kallig Telumi messages Garrus, and they talk Sith Empire before she joins him at Medical and he lets on his worries about Noh-Varr.

Day 78 Dec 29-31

Adrien Arbuckal is sick and Garrus is trying to help how he can.

Day 79 Jan 1-3

Shinobu Jacobs reveals the cure for the disease: balls. Garrus holds back from making jokes about them, choosing instead to joke about Loki who joins the conversation.
November 11 misfires something intended for Misaki. Garrus tries to get info and winds up giving instead.
Kotetsu Kaburagi is asked for cuddles instead of Noh-Varr as Garrus intends. Garrus attempts to dodge.
Steve Rogers gets a space-heater offer that's meant for Noh-Varr and Garrus apologizes.
Barnaby Brooks discuss drinking, lips, and partners after Garrus misfires.
Uchiha Sasuke is asked what his intentions are in regard to Ino, and Garrus reveals that he's asking as someone aware of the fact that Sasuke betrays his village.
Erin toys with Garrus and the worst poem ever happens. Also she may teach Garrus poetry in the future.
Loki at least does not have to deal with smooching, and there's a moment of sincerity.
Hanna Talbot gets sexted on accident which spurs on her flood of smutty song misfires.
Kai Leng receives a compliment meant for Noh-Varr, gets insulted afterward and they bicker. Big surprise.
Ryan Farrow is ill and Garrus is concerned about him as well, even though it's a misfire.
Warriorhead likes poetry. Bad poetry. And then they talk poems and loyalties and pride.
Garrett does not react well to a misfire meant for Erin.
Shouyou Hinata is sick and is also just as much a shipper as Garrus is.
Anders gets pestered into drink and relaxing a little after all of this is over. And also fooled as to what Garrus intended with Noh.
Shepard judges and better let Garrus know if she gets too sick.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema discovers Garrus is looking into poetry lessons, but doesn't realize that's really what's going on.
Noh-Varr finds out Garrus misfired all over the place, as does Garrus, and there is light flirting and fretting.
Adrien Arbuckal gets to facepalm about Garrus.
Zuko finds out hair infiltrates everything.
Alina Starkov never wanted to read this. Unfortunately she did, and so now she's gets out of two more of Garrus' short jokes. And he's doomed to being adorable in her eyes.
Haruno Sakura is about ready to give up on tech. Garrus encourages her.
Tess might be worried about Nicholas Brown but she's very deep in denial. She's also rude.
Deadpool is on his way to steal Garrus' kree. They bicker. Garrus really doesn't like this guy.
Sebastian Michaelis is still dressing Ciel. Garrus encourages an end to that and may get lessons in stealth from the demon.
Jean Kirstein doesn't like Hinata's suggestion. Garrus suggests sparring, gun mods, or maybe helping him make rope.
Korra refers to Zuko as gramps, Garrus finds out a little bit about her world.
Zuko is encouraged to go bald. And teased.
Mikasa Ackerman is also hearing Hinata's worries. Garrus welcomes her to the good ship JeanNo and finds out Mikasa isn't with Eren.
Hatake Kakashi does not want to teach sex ed. The conversation turns to Reds - Kai Leng and the group harassing new Greens.
Marco Bott is worried about Jean. Garrus encourages him and welcomes him to the good ship JeanNo.
Corvo Attano wakes, and Garrus helps him get a drink.


Day 80 Jan 4-7

Erik Lensherr is worried about the lights being left on and they talk failures on ships.
Pilot is interested in the IPS labels. Garrus directs him to Green Oak and contacts Oak as well.
Armada announces that Yulia Bostova is dead. Garrus apologizes for losing her, is assured that Green (and he and d'Artagnan) didn't fail.
Mogget wakes up and is confused.
Noh-Varr messages about Yulia and they talk squads, loss, black box, Garrus pushing himself too hard, and Shepard.
Pilot wishes to resume shooting lessons, Garrus is more than happy to do so.
Mothership/Neheda says that Javik is safer transferred than not (as are the rest of the departures) and that the charm is enchanted.
Hanna gives snow hugs and they talk charity cases and training.
Korra offers snow hugs, and talk turns to what's usual and not for spaceships.
Loki invites Garrus for a Spongebob Squarepants viewing.
Green Oak gets asked about the label again. Dagger threatens to kill Oak so Garrus has him contact Armada as backup just in case. There is sarcasm and teasing.

Day 81 Jan 8-10

Haruno Sakura joins Garrus as he mourns what's been lost, and they talk sniping and precision. He's to show off his sniping abilities on Macha, and teach her a little about guns.
Anders and Garrus engage in hypocrisy and trying to deal with the past.
Master Chief/117 opens up as only he can. With short comments about vomit.
Claire "Lightning" Farron joins Garrus for playing with some moose. It's smelly and messy.
Edward Elric gets trampled by Garrus instead of moose.
Sebastian Michaelis does some showing off as they prank the lunar club with a gift of moose.
Armada grants permission for pranking the Reds who harassed new Greens. ICly doesn't happen as they go for another prank, is handwaved as coming too late. Also Armada is the cool boss. (OOCly couldn't happen because Dagger dropped a rock in front of a room.)
Mikoto Misaki is saved from moose only to be trampled by a turian, whoops. He apologizes and breaks bad news to her - they may not get to go home.
Lan Fan and Garrus play with moose. She's fast, very fast.
Temeraire finds the "elk" (moose) to be very tasty, and they go hunting.
Erin is looking for paper, Garrus doesn't really help.
Jasper Khezek advertises for the PKN7 program, Garrus offers basic gun tips. They're given, handwaved.
Lucy/Nyuu gets angry and things die. Garrus offers the option of the simulators.
Pilot needs meat for his bahari hatchling. Garrus offers to help hunt. They do, handwaved.
Hanna Talbot has turkeys and a chicken that should be used for target practice, evolves into talk about emojis.
Erin draws Garrus as they talk about Noh, art, poetry, and turian clan markings.
Black Box Training for days 81, 82 (two sessions) and 83.
Sawada Tsunayoshi is too generous and gullible for his own good.
Noh-Varr thinks the poem was horrible and hits up Garrus for a prank.
Hanna Talbot is the target of said prank and she does not react well. At all.
Erik Lensherr has some technical questions, Garrus talks CDC tech as best he can.
Washington wants to know about the CDC's weaponry.
Shouyou Hinata tries to be sneaky and fails, revealing he's got an electrical burn.


Day 82 Jan 11-13

Uchiha Sasuke and Garrus meet face-to-face outside the black box, and the kid isn't exactly what Garrus was expecting.
Steve Rogers is struggling with the Black Box too. Garrus drowns, Rogers has to fight a friend.
Guy Cecil teases lightly and gets taught how the simulators work.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema struggles just as much with the Black Box, and they go for drinks.
Shinobu Jacobs is just as out of it as Garrus after the Black Box, and he may now become the Cassowary Casanova.
Ansem and Garrus meet, and Garrus doesn't really know how to feel.
Sasha Braus gets her face painted for combat.
Roxas is ready for the games to begin.
Hibari is a boy of many words.
Cissnei wants to see the grey areas in life and vids.
Athos and talking candlesticks.
Niko Bellic watches Clockwork Orange, and they talk shades of grey.
Lightning toasts the fallen.
Ren Kouha goes right with Garrus and they meet a hoch.
Roxas thinks the center of the maze holds a treasure chest.
D'Artagnan gets lost with Garrus, has an idea.
Tsuna Sawada is scared but hangs out with Garrus anyway.
Noh-Varr hits the sauna with Garrus, and Garrus puts his foot in his mouth, spelling the beginning of the end for them as he realizes Noh doesn't want to feel much for Garrus.
Hibari Kyoya and Garrus measure each other up, and Hibari asks the one question Garrus is least prepared for.
Yamanaka Ino knows Garrus' bluffs by now and calls him on them to talk.
Adrien Arbuckal talks to plants and Garrus talks in circles.
Kotetsu Kaburagi has a young bahari, and a young daughter.


Day 83 Jan 14-16 Green Mission

Deadpool starts the day right with pancakes. And confusion.
Armada and Dagger get buddy-buddy and add to the confusion.
Yamanaka Ino and Jean Kirstein find Garrus' porn.
Nicholas Brown gets help completing sentences, as well as a pair of pens, blue and black.
Shepard wonders why she's drawn angry.
Edward Elric turns Garrus' nylon fiber into rope.
Kurosaki Ichigo is a jerk.
Steve Rogers thinks Garrus needs a war cry as he swings on a vine.
Reiner Braun gets a lift up the cliffside.
Steve Rogers hitches a ride with a friendly neighborhood turian.
Guy Cecil offers to cover Garrus.
Noh-Varr and Ryan have some plans for unwinding.

Day 84 Jan 17-19 Landsharks

Shepard is at the memorial service, and Garrus reaches out.
Steve Rogers and Garrus sign up for hauling a landshark to Medical.

Day 85 Jan 20-22 Rover building

Adrien Arbuckal has dried meat, topic turns to Mogget and drugs. Noh-Varr drops by for talk of Erin and Garrus' gullibility.
Erin comes by when Garrus is building a rover, and they talk friendships and love never going away.
Noh-Varr embraces Garrus and they start poking at his compass from Dagger.
Isha Devan meets Garrus with sarcasm.
Yamanaka Ino blames Garrus for her protesting about Jean too much, which lead to her kissing Eren. She protests WAY too much.

Day 86 Jan 23-25

Gliese announces Optimus' fate, and Garrus seeks the opportunity to ask a few questions, finding out that the Almina simply got caught, Macha is a young planet, and he skirts the line of careful insubordination.
D'Artagnan doesn't take Optimus' death well, and Garrus gets in there to try to cool him down. They have a squad to consider.
Xion doesn't know how close to the edge she's skirting. As she's important to Roxas, Garrus helps.
Guy Cecil wants more info on the Almina, Garrus delivers what he can.
Armada's situation is slightly more understandable after Gliese's post. Though he's watching Garrus, and Garrus knows he needs to stay alert.
Noh-Varr comes over so they can discuss Macha and what's coming, as well as the cost of acting up.

Day 87, 88, 89 Jan 26-Feb 04 - Macha

Shepard hits Garrus with her tent.
Peter Parker screams the whole way down, and Garrus finds he likes the kid.
Elena Gilbert winds up impaled on a tree, and Garrus helps her down.
Erin gets a ride part of the way down the mountain, they get attacked by butterflies and Garrus winds up grabbing her and running, causing her to lose her crossbow.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema hitches a ride as well and they talk Liara, Ajna, and Dakham after he finds out Noh-Varr made her knife.
Hanbei Takenaka helps Garrus get untangled from vines and then they get to play with butterflies, before Hanbei flies off.
Maya Ayling isn't doing well as she helps cut Garrus free of vines.
Zelos Wilder hallucinates that butterflies are lovely ladies courting him.
Zuko loses control of the fire and Garrus talks him down.
Samus Aran continues tradition by dropping aggro on Garrus.
Hatake Kakashi falters due to venom and sickness and needs a helping hand down the hill.
Hatake Kakashi finds out why Garrus' vote to go the short way is so strained and suggests Sakura help him over.
Nobuchika Ginoza is sick as a dog.
Tony Stark finds out Garrus can't swim and suggests floaties before the conversation turns to facial hair.
Haruno Sakura, Loki help Garrus get across the water, along with discussion of high school and mortals and shapeshifting.
Reiner Braun comes to find out what's bothering Garrus, and it turns out they're both shaken.
Ferdinand Wurstel checks on Garrus' state of mind, they wonder how the CDC is profiting off of this. Garrus finds out about fairy tales, and they do a headcount of who is here from their teams, with Garrus also taking Red and Ferdinand also taking Blue.


Day 90 Feb 5-7

Ryan Farrow gets poked to make sure he made it to the RV point all right.
Sebastian Michaelis messages Garrus, gets asked to build furniture today, defenses tomorrow. Nobility is mocked, and Shepard's abilities are praised.
Shinobu Jacobs and the return of shower philosophy hour - trees falling, laws of the universe, and external ears.
Ferdinand Wurstel wears clothing into the showers and has trouble holding onto his shampoo.
D'Artagnan checks in with Garrus and is a little terse.
Noh-Varr meets up with him at the rendezvous point and Garrus makes an irrevocable choice - to tell Noh he loves the Kree and to break up with him - when he sees no other options.
Lydia Martin comes to the rover and Garrus meets his fourth rovermate. Who apparently also voted for purple.
Yamanaka Ino finds a very glum Garrus.
Sebastian Michaelis has made excellent chairs and they talk fences and attackers.
Banagher Links has cool tech and Garrus wants to look at it.
Deadpool/Wade Wilson wants more fights and soon, and Garrus is troubled by this. Enough will die. They don't need to rush it. Then he resorts to his regular randomness and Garrus is comforted by this.
Adrien Arbuckal hides from his own issues by helping Garrus with his. One day the doctor will let Garrus support him the way he supports Garrus.
Ryan Farrow assures Garrus that he still likes the turian, a dangerous thing. But Garrus is pretty sure he can keep it just friendly. He doesn't need to get hurt again.
Master Chief/117 drops by to joke around about glum topics.
Korra is struggling and Garrus worries that he can't help enough.
Greed and Garrus make a bet - Greed says there will be trouble before they all go to sleep, Garrus says there won't be. But he knows there's trouble to come either way.
Guy Cecil has a good sense of humor. He might survive Macha.
Anders is grumpy, which is a change from his usual grumpiness. ...except it might be, because this grumpiness might be targeted instead of universal.


Day 91 Feb 8-10

Hibari Kyouya messages Garrus to find out how he is.
Hibari Kyouya finds Garrus, and Garrus has to tell him that mom and dad aren't together anymore.
Armada is asked why he made Garrus a leader.
Xion checks in with Garrus and gets lightly teased.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema needs help with suit repairs and Garrus tries to pretend he's fine.
Erin comes for a gun lesson, hears about Garrus' woe, and is unsympathetic.
Haruno Sakura gets a gun lesson as a handy distraction for Garrus.
Vriska Serket messages Garrus, finds out what happened, comes to offer comfort before they start checking camp defenses.
Pilot offers comfort and company, and Garrus accepts.
Jean Kirstein checks up on Garrus and Garrus turns it around so he can tease the guy.


Day 92 Feb 11-13

Captain Falcon helps Garrus discover Fingerling Vines and they take samples. Falcon does not like jokes. Or fun.
Marco Bott, Roxas respond to warning about fingerling vines. Marco proves observant, Roxas proves that he has a low life expectancy.
Elena Gilbert is asked to keep an eye on Roxas since she's in his mapping group.
Hange Zoe starts a pun war as they come across Laurienn.
Hange Zoe, Mikoto Misaka, Mogget join forces on the Ksivu, which they startle into flight and Mogget wants to chase.
Hange Zoe, d'Artagnan, Mogget play with Kyrie, though not as much as Hange wants to play.
Corvo Attano needs some technical advice.


Day 93 Feb 14-16

D'Artagnan, Mogget join in getting their worries sung away by a Viomora Song Blossom. Garrus and d'Art eventually come to their senses and step away, letting Mogget wake up.
Caroline Forbes, d'Artagnan fight off a pack of Gerol when they get too close to some eggs.
Ren Kouha checks out celye blossoms with Garrus and gets teased about his hair.
Sebastian Michaelis needs help naming a lothlo. Garrus throws multiple people under the bus: Ed Elric, Hinata Shouyou, Green Oak, Yamanaka Ino, Haruno Sakura, Xion, and Roxas.
Athos and Garrus take a break discovering how cute shille are.

Day 94 Feb 17-19 (head back to camp early, fight the kraken)

Mikoto Masaki finds the anrabut creepy, while Garrus finds it fascinating and breathtaking.
Caroline Forbes, Misaka Mikoto, Captain Falcon find cuteness with the Telusa. Or three of them do, at least.
Athos, Andronikos Revel take shelter from the rain in a Flauning, and Garrus teases.
Jack Benjamin revisits the telusa with Garrus with the intention of snagging some eggs.
Reiner Braun saves Garrus when the kraken decides to lift him, and Garrus meets Reiner's titan form.
Alina Starkov is exhausted by the battle. Garrus teases and protects her.
Noh-Varr fights well, of course, and Garrus fights silently alongside him.
Vriska Serket sparkles and flies and offers to help Garrus fight.

Day 95 Feb 20-22 (End of AC check)

[Handwavily, Garrus begins work on a fence with Sebastian Michaelis, Tsunayoshi Suwada, and Roxas.]

Day 96 Feb 23-25 (Attack by natives)

Green Oak warns Garrus about the incoming khapris.
Barnaby Brooks/Bunny gets the warning passed on.
Deadpool surprises Garrus by hesitating before killing a neraki child.
Hibari Kyouya doesn't take killing children easily, as he shouldn't.
Elena Gilbert discovers Neraki don't taste good.
Hope Estheim heals Garrus and reveals that most of his squad is missing. They start trying to verify who all is gone.
Lightning/Claire Farron heals Garrus and they start to talk about missing Greens.

Day 97 Feb 26-28 (rescue)

Hiro Hamada lands and there is chaos.
Alphonse Elric arrives in time to hear bad news.
Clary Fray returns and Garrus has missed her.
Petra Ral has manners.
Shadow the Hedgehog wants bullets, but Garrus has none to offer.
Vegeta is a jerk and Garrus really hopes the guy doesn't land on Artillery.
Iwaizumi Hajime arrives and gets the start of a briefing.
Johanna Mason is not promising.
Hawke assists Garrus in rescuing Anders, and it's discovered that the two mages know each other. It's still not magic.
Jean Kirstein, Piper, and Crackle team up with Garrus to help get a recruit out.
Erin collapses and Garrus rushes to help.


Day 98 March 1-3

Roxas isn't doing well. They meet up and hang out by telusa and talk, and Garrus gets a good-luck charm.
D'Artagnan gets woken up so they can talk about the squad, have a drink, and discuss breakups and love. Also covered: lengths of stays and friends transferred.
Ren Kouha seems to be fine, exchanges jokes with Garrus.
Elena Gilbert has recovered from eating Neraki.
Hibari Kyouya shares a drink with Garrus as he tries to process what's been going on.
Hanna Talbot is back and they're both glad.
Zuko doesn't look well and Garrus checks up on him; thankfully he's recovering.
Athos let Henri free.
Pilot suggests augmenting Green patrols, Garrus agrees.
Sebastian Michaelis is still in with the fence, wants to add spikes.
Kotetsu Kaburagi makes an easy teasing target when he suggests a rover perimeter.
Ryan Walker doesn't seem like a bad Orange, just a strange one, and he's sent on a food-hunt attempt after showering.
Feada is a Blue team blue space bunny who would wish for the power to control stars.
Ashley Williams drops by with a need for some omni-gel.
Mordin Solus makes everything better.
Adrien Arbuckal and Garrus decompress by cleaning weapons as Garrus struggles to figure out who he is here.
Anders thanks Garrus for getting him out of there. They talk Hawke, Mogget, and Garrus teases the mage.
Samus Aran needs to unwind and Garrus talks and drinks with her. Red's job is "problem solving," apparently.


Day 99 March 4-6

Noh-Varr wants Garrus to keep an eye on Hibari. It's something he's already doing, and they tentatively start talking - Garrus' crew, Steve Rogers ending Noh's exile from Earth, what they'll look like when they get old. That leads to baby pictures and family talk from both of them.

Day 100 March 7-9

Ryan Farrow is out in the open. Garrus gets him back to a safer area and shoves a harpy into one of the mysterious black holes.
Adrien Arbuckal and Garrus fire some stuff at the elder god. Because why not.
Noh-Varr takes a trip to Hala and Palaven when Garrus accidentally knocks them both into the tear.
Erin glows but can't do anything, so Garrus helps her to safety and promises he'll return.
Pilot gets familiar with Garrus' leg before they're headed back to the Medical rover, and together they take out a harpy.
Ashley Williams visits Avatar world with Garrus and they see Zuko's statue.


Day 101 March 10-12
Maya Ayling is sad and tired. Garrus tries to help.
Gliese gets a pair of telusa eggs.


Day 102 March 13-15

Elena Gilbert reaches out to Garrus and he's too much in his own head to really appreciate it.
Tony Stark and Garrus talk culture and have their own misunderstanding.
Korra uses friendship!ambush, and it's very effective. He shows her how to use her music player, declines dancing unless she will, and they exchange some music before talking about cultural expectations.
Steve Rogers drops by Garrus' blanket o' woe and points out that he hasn't lost the respect of people who matter, that he's still trusted and has friends.
Armada gets a message as Garrus struggles to figure out where he went wrong. He's told he's a pillar, that he's done well and hasn't failed.
d'Artagnan replies to Garrus' slightly stiff reply to the new Green Lead post.
Jean Kirstein and Garrus talk plans and culture.
d'Artagnan comes and finds Garrus after their short talk, and they discuss high turian standards.
Roxas gets a crash course in culture.
Pilot checks on Garrus, implies that he slept with Noh-Varr, and then they talk places in the universe, paths, and how they have people and that it's people that matter. Pilot has very comforting buzzing noises, too.
Reiner Braun contacts Garrus and they talk their cell, compassion, and genocide.
Erin knows how to make bolts, and they talk making weapons and what they want.
Ryan Farrow comes by and flirts, intentionally and unintentionally, as he encourages Garrus.
Anders drops off feathers and they talk Varric and animals.
Edward Elric is taunting Dagger again.
D'Artagnan is likely challenging Barnaby; Garrus is backing the Musketeer.
Hibari Kyouya gets a warning, says he can handle the thing if it's a haisuna.
Hibari Kyouya drops by with fuzz as promised, and it's adorable. Hibari is, that is.
Shinobu Jacobs has the fighting handled, the haisuna handled, and now Garrus needs to buy her a big fluffy bow for her hair.
Dagger and Garrus talk another time when Dagger was under the weather, and Garrus learns that Gliese still has Almina's horns at the very least.
Samus Aran sounds rather aloof in her post, Garrus tries to break the ice some. It doesn't really work.
Samus Aran drops by Garrus' blanket and they talk weaponry.
Mikasa Ackerman could use some help learning the electro gauntlets.
Noh-Varr drops by Garrus' blanket and they start to repair their relationship. And then cuddle. In public. Because that's totally seemly.
Hanna Talbot is looking for sparring. Garrus is in.
Mikoto Misaka doesn't have faith that anyone can make a difference. Garrus tries to explain that anyone really can.
Jack Benjamin now has a haisuna as well as co-ownership of Ringo, which of course means teasing.
Joel is just as optimistic about the new pets as Garrus is, and they both silently acknowledge that it's good for Joel to have Ellie back. Also she has Joel wrapped around her little finger. Naming a thing Java...
Athos has named his fluff Tom, after his lost brother. He reveals some insecurities, and Garrus tries to help.
Lydia Martin is having a rough day too. Garrus offers shower and some storage, as well as friendship.
Henge Zoe joins the 002 again and they talk purple and space.


Day 103 March 16-18

Gliese reveals the locations of new transfers, the names of the dead, and that the thing that came out them might be a protector of the ships. Garrus wonders if it's connected to the horns.
Billy Kaplan wonders if he's hallucinating the little lightning spheres. He's not, and Garrus is his normal so-optimistic self.
Uchiha Sasuke and Garrus go chasing waterfalls and talk about how the ninja abilities can't be trained.
Noh-Varr gives an opening. Garrus takes it.
Erwin Smith and Garrus work and wander and wonder.
Guy Cecil contacts Garrus to talk about Ren Kouha, now transferred, and the people they saw for a short time. They talk parallel realities and knowing the future.
Dave Strider and Garrus confuse each other with talk of trolls and relationships.
Bucky Barnes gives Garrus a ride. On a bike.
117/Master Chief checks on Garrus, talks weapons status, offers to teach throwing knives.
Noh-Varr saves the day (and Garrus) when a misstep sends the turian right next to a gerol pack.

Day 104 March 19-21

Parker in the conga line, a chat. They know the neraki won't keep their heads down for long.

Day 105 March 22-24

Misaki Kirihara, Havoc join Garrus in watching November versus Amber.
Reiner Braun wants to try trust falls...
Xion is nervous about fighting hydrocus and rightly so.
Shepard finally wakes up and they talk what she missed (as much as he can say) as well as rank changes and how the CDC even handles it.

Day 106 March 25-27

Athos returns from his canon update, and gives horrifying news - he didn't remember a thing while home. Garrus is glad he's back, though, and assures him that little time has passed.
D'Artagnan returns from his canon update and is confused before pieces start falling together. Garrus learns that Constance had chosen to be with the Musketeer and then asks too many questions about details, stressing out his friend on accident.
Yamanaka Ino wakes up from stasis and Garrus offers her a little comfort in that her flowers are safe and she's not the only one demoted. Talk turns shippy. As usual.

Day 107 March 28-30

Anders' chicken gets loose, Garrus tracks it, Anders catches it, and Garrus starts to accept that magic might actually be a thing.
Sturmhond falls in a hole and Garrus saves him, amused with a little teasing, until things turn to talk of people who look too much alike.
Alphonse Elric notifies Garrus that there's a stampede, Garrus tells him where camp is and asks him to try to redirect the animals.
Joker gets welcomed, there's mutual harassment, and Joker says he'll talk to Shepard about getting some training.
Red trips and falls over his own two feet before yelling in shock about Garrus' face before getting his wound rinsed out. They talk about Red's world and pokemon before Garrus teaches him the basics of the blackglass.
Alphonse Elric is back and they talk siblings and friends.
Suyumkhe wants help getting a downed tree back upright. Garrus tries, but it's too heavy so they instead start to turn it into something useful. They start to talk about who is good, and the fact of the matter is that few here are, anymore.
Sheva Alomar and Garrus cook food and discuss bioweapons and the CDC.
Vegeta somehow made it to Macha and Garrus is displeased. They once again argue about compassion and its place here, and Vegeta says he might find Garrus come the next mission.
Dio Eracles thinks a shell is talking to him. He's strange, might have been hit on the head, and starts feeling up Garrus' face. Garrus tries to pawn him off on Steve Rogers.
Marian Hawke gets teased and flirted with as he starts to feel her out, and discussion leads to friends and what all one does for and with them. She suggests asking Anders for a character reference.
Adrien Arbuckal hits Garrus with a marshmallow and they talk sugar rushes, supplies being actually all right, and how things could get messy. Adrien's bothered by something, but as usual he's not talking. And if he doesn't talk, Garrus can't help.
Ratchet is small and fuzzy and definitely opinionated. In the right way, in Garrus' opinion. They talk tech, destroying worlds, and frustrations, as well as Armada.
Clary Fray gives up too easily and gains the nickname of Sponge. Garrus catches her up on what she missed and they talk training and dazzling muscles.
Red and Garrus head out to gather some food though there's a misunderstanding at first - Garrus thought they were going hunting and Red isn't ready to kill things. It's a few tense moments and it's not entirely solved before they're going out for just plants. They talk juggernauts, fighting alongside Charizard, Red's mission and name meanings.


Day 108 March 31-Apr 2

Ed Elric is treating people who were injured during yesterday's arrival, but he's not very careful with what he's doing yet.
Honey gets mocked and she's slow on the uptake.
Roxas hears Garrus' take on nepotism as well as people who hurt first so that they can try to avoid being hurt, like Vriska.
Zelos Wilder hits on Honey with an added message to Garrus so of course Garrus comes in judging. Zelos calls him a potato and mentions pineapples, and Garrus gets confused.
Ed Elric, as always, mouths off about Dagger and Garrus is teasingly done warning him. Ed and Maya Ayling turn it back around on Garrus by calling him a mom. It's awkward.
Niko Bellic is looking for people good with primitive weaponry, winds up accepting an offer of wood and then checking out the omni-tool. They take pictures of the bolt model Samus and Garrus put together with his Selena camera, and upload it to their blackglasses. As Niko wonders about alien genitals.
Armada is unavailable.
Jack Benjamin makes a summary of what's happened that he recalls, Garrus corrects a detail that is significant while trying to play casual.
Hinata Shouyou wants to know more about the harpies on Ajna, gets the detail that more survived than were 'supposed' to according to Dagger, and Garrus differentiates between the CDC and the Neheda.
Joker and Tali'Zorah vas Neema come across Garrus as he stares in confusion at facetwins Chase and Jack. Joker takes the opportunity to mock both of them, and Garrus eventually turns it around to alternate universes and files.
Tsunayoshi Sawada needs some help when it comes to resolve and his duty here. Garrus starts talking the kid through it even while feeling more and more horrible about doing so.
Erin gets a lift after food poisoning. Garrus tucks her in after she's gotten to safety.
Noh-Varr and Garrus discuss new arrivals (616!Steve, Joker, Dio, Lucolia,) before talk turns to rivers and reeds.

Day 109 Apr 3-5

Mothership/Neheda substitutes when Armada can't be reached, and gives Garrus a new direction for where he might go with his Substrata mission reward.
Shepard gets notified that Joker is playing hooky as far as training goes. Neither of them want to see the pilot struggle to keep up.
Steve Rogers (MCU) goes for a jog, Garrus jogs along with and they talk attacks and new arrivals, including Steve Rogers 616.
Holland drops by to help with building The Fence and they talk about his arrival.
Henge Zoe is offering some first-aid training, and Garrus counters with an offer to help her learn how to drive. They run down the basics of checking human vital signs with a fair bit of teasing.
Chidori Kanama happens to be the definition of contradictions, and way too easy to rile up. She's also completely opposed to learning how to fight or defend herself, which means more work for everyone else and it's not something Garrus is particularly impressed by.
Sebastian Michaelis gets a gun lesson as Garrus learns more about contracts and the way the demon views them. There is a small, tiny chance Sebastian will eventually turn against the CDC.
Mikasa Ackerman is worried about the telusa in his cowl and attempts to make a joke. She's bad at jokes.
Uchiha Sasuke gets a lesson in using a crossbow one-handedly and they talk briefly about capabilities.
Erin has feathers and they make bolts while talking about friendship, Warriorhead, and too many fingers.
Johanna Mason still wants to shoot him.
Green Oak begins gun lessons.
Loki Laufreyson sets up a warning system, is worried about his fuzzball hopping dimensions, and should take up ice carving.
Deadpool got his payday and is tossing money around, before calling Garrus an artichoke.
Shinobu and Garrus are both ready for the spar they've been joking about for months.
D'Artagnan discusses love and choices with Garrus as they get ready for a sword lesson.
Lydia Shepard works on PKN7 and Garrus discusses it with her to try to help.
Mineva Lao Zabi had a good run, and Garrus seeks some info on what the program is doing for her as well as offering weapon lessons.
Natasha Romanov is back.


Day 110 Apr 6-8

Sturmhond and Garrus keep watch as the transceiver gets built, before using the ET to get some gerol-scented foliage to dissuade wildlife from messing with it. (For AC?)
Clary Fray is doing her best to work on the transceiver but is a bit nervous. Garrus encourages, talks about teaching, and stands guard.
Adrien Arbuckal likes to stand on the edge. Literally. It's a little too dangerous for Garrus' taste, though. They talk traps and bombs.
David Shepherd and Parker and Garrus talk pizza, New York, and traps.
Ryan Farrow isn't okay - the spirit that killed him has been contained within him, and Garrus holds Ryan while they talk and he hopes to help the guy.

Day 111 Apr 9-11

Annie Leonhart needs some help with human slang. Garrus talks up humanity, Annie talks down her people.
Warriorhead returns. Garrus tries to be helpful and finds out the cause of Warriorhead's state and gets a little judgey. Just another day in the life of Garrus Vakarian.
Mothership/Neheda gives Garrus hope for Armada and then strips away the lifeline when he doesn't meet an invisible request. Garrus' respect for her is greatly diminished.
Erin gets pushy wanting details Garrus won't share, and gets enough to land him in trouble.
Noh-Varr returns to his rover to discover a quiet and upset Garrus waiting for him. He helps fill in some of the gaps about what happened between Warriorhead and Armada.


Day 112 Apr 12-14 (Blasto vids turned in for Scavenger hunt)

Alphonse Elric has a lot of metals, helps Garrus find a soft volus toy.
Erin drops by as if nothing has happened and Garrus is tense. No apology is forthcoming and the conversation turns a little to toys and trophies before ending.
Niko Bellic cleans a sweatshirt as Garrus cleans his toy, and what seems like a simple conversation becomes very complex and intense as it approaches what they're becoming and what the CDC is.
Pilot finds docking controls from his ship, and they make plans to later see about building a gyrocopter, after Macha.
D'Artagnan comes across Constance's necklace, and Garrus starts to help searching for her.
Captain Falcon says more than monosyllabic words. They find his wrench and speculate a little on the wannabe god.
Elena Gilbert has betrayed people and Garrus is torn between his trust in her and the fact that she's turned on someone. But as it's for a good cause he still has faith in her.
Ryan Farrow finds a ghost cat and is horribly adorable.
Annie Leonhart gets exposed to Blasto and details of the extranet while Garrus learns how very much in trouble the humans of her world are. It's worrying.
Ratchet suffers through Blasto with Garrus, eats flowers, and they talk space stations, dreams, and bad movies.
Guy Cecil finds a new calling in life - talking like an elcor. Garrus is proud.
Korra suffers through Blasto and turns around and makes Garrus suffer right back by asking questions about hanar-on-elcor action.
Lydia Shepard unwinds with Garrus and Blasto, hates vegetables, and is called Commander for the first time in months. They figure Grunt is doing well somewhere out there.


Day 113 Apr 15-17

Parker helps Garrus find pieces of a model turian cruiser.
Noh-Varr mourns his precious ABBA record. The moment would be touching except there's goo everywhere. He's invited to build Garrus' new ship with him, a callback to way back when.
Tony Stark teaches Garrus more about human underthings than he really needed, and Garrus calls Shepard Commander again for the first time publicly since she went Grey.
Hanna Talbot gets threadjacked when Tony Stark mentions commando and the opportunity is too great to resist. They make fun of Commando unit and talk about wearing bras to carry ammo. Hanna promises never to let Garrus wear neon orange.


Day 114 Apr 18-20

Jasper Khezek is making fire crystals out of sugar, gets to learn more about dextro vs levo than he ever wanted.
Amber is trying to coordinate people teaching the younger members of the crew how to kill. Garrus volunteers but is clear that he'll be being as careful as possible. He doesn't want to break them. Amber surprises him.
Alina Starkov advises Dio to go for Garrus' shins. Garrus, of course, disapproves. They talk her height, sunbeams, and it leads into them meeting up to continue the conversation on powers needing to be repressed.
Dio Eraclea thinks Garrus is too big to handle. Garrus refrains from getting too specific about not being too big for some people and the talk devolves into more shin talk, eyes in hands, and how Dio finds organs squishy and therefore adorable. They think each other obnoxious.


Day 115 Apr 21-23

Warriorhead has an apology gift left outside his rover. Her rover.
Isha Devan posts to the network to talk about things found in the puddles, while in their shared rover. Garrus teases and they start to talk about what they've got and then tech.
Ryan Farrow was thrown into water by Noh-Varr to teach him to swim, apparently. Garrus doesn't particularly approve, but one day they'll have Ryan trained to be stronger. Slight talk of cultural views with Noh-Varr.
Niko Bellic learns a few things out about Garrus, like shooting being an option for him. Garrus learns in return that Niko's at least a friend of Shepard's. They both like teasing friends.
Zuko has a hatching dragon egg, and Garrus drops by to help out.


Day 116 Apr 24-26

Tali'Zorah vas Neema gets a driving lesson as well as a briefing on Noh no longer being an ex.
Terra Branford starts a fire with magic and they talk about what uses her magic can have and of science, while Garrus wonders how the spells can be used for their mission.
Erin fidgets before they set off to do some recon, drawing the village and making notes on plants and patrols.
Noh-Varr makes an excellent recon partner as they puzzle over what this mission means and what it could be for.

Day 117 Apr 27-29

Garrus attempts to organize fun and info gathering.
Planning for the day with Noh-Varr, Tali'Zorah vas Neema, Marco Bott, and Mado Akira. It doesn't get far.

Day 118 Apr 30-May 2

Tali'Zorah vas Neema and Garrus relax after helping out in the village all day, wind up playing with a neraki child and trying bugs that definitely aren't dextro.

Day 119 May 3-5

Noh-Varr and Garrus don't know what to say, but after the cuffs go off and they find each other, plenty is said and not-said, and Garrus remembers all over again why he loves Noh-Varr.
Shepard asks what's up with the list, Garrus dodges and admits he's gone off by himself. There's joking until things get serious as they ignore what's just happened to him.
Parker wants to know the what, Garrus gives her what he has.
Erin gets a warning message, doesn't answer.
Edward Elric gets warned too late, and is (understandably) displeased.
Korra misses her warning and they talk a gruff game before he goes over and visits. Then they talk overachievement.
Kyouya Hibari ignores Garrus' warning, but finally consents to being called Garrus'.
Hanna Talbot can't be near Medical when it happens, but she's got people, at least.
Zuko is not fine.
Isha Devan messages him about the fun they're about to go through, and they eventually talk about adapting and manipulation.
Red frets and Garrus tries to comfort him before they talk about the power of friendship, even with alternate universes.
Vriska Serket harasses Garrus to try to get him to go to Medical and they clash a little.
Tsunayoshi Sawada checks in and breaks Garrus' heart because he's been trying so hard and now this.
Ino Yamanaka, Jean Kirstein find Garrus when he's gone off on his own to try to deal with the punishment without anyone seeing him suffer. His plan fails, and they save his life.
Green Oak is warned about how bad this punishment is going to be. He hangs up on Garrus after being told he's not fine.
November 11 has apparently lead an exciting life.
Joker manages to pester the truth of what's about to happen out of Garrus before later bringing painkillers and helping a very sore turian get some needed rest. Definitely one of the MVPs of Garrus' day.
D'Artagnan once again proves what sort of a friend he is by checking up on Garrus and dropping by, and their conversation is very disillusioned.
Niko Bellic drops by to check on Garrus and the conversation gets heavy, turning to morals and survival, before Niko tells Garrus a bedtime story.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema messages Garrus and it turns out she's absolutely terrified, which worries Garrus even more than the cuff punishment had. When things start to get heated, they change the subject... to love interests. It becomes sex-talk chicken, and nobody wins at sex-talk chicken.
Zoe Henge and Garrus are both exhausted after the day, but she gives a care and tries to make sure he's all right.
Guy Cecil comes over for a drink and a chat about orders, friendship, and leaders
Kotetsu Kaburagi levels up in sarcasm detection before Garrus and he start trying to think of ways to avoid things like this happening ever again in the future.
Marian Hawke catches Garrus on his walk and they talk a little.
Elena Gilbert is recovering, offers blood to help Garrus out.
Erwin Smith invites Garrus over for a drink, and Garrus of course goes. They chat about missions, difficulties, instructors, and home.
Vegeta gets pestered so Garrus can feel better, but it takes a turn for the serious and earnest as they talk gods of destruction and the power fear can hold.
Vriska Serket gets an apology for Garrus trying to get her to go away earlier. They joke a little and she comes to visit.
Zelos Wilder drops by for a visit and is confusing, but is also kind and concerned. ...And still looking to date Gliese.
Adrien Arbuckal beats himself up for some reason after the punishments go live, and backs away like a wounded animal. He doesn't let Garrus help him and that hurts.
Annie Leonhart asks after Garrus' health before inviting him to learn how to make flower chains. They work with flowers and chat about CDC tech and Garrus' telusa.

Day 120 May 6-8

Erin drops by, relieving Garrus' worries about her before giving him new ones when he sees she's gone Grey.
Sebastian Michaelis extends well-wishes before they start to chat about the rift between Dagger and Gliese, and what happened with the Almina's captain.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema wants to kick Garrus, Garrus isn't sure why. The conversation devolves as they talk friendships, relationships, and fornax.
Shepard wants to gather flowers, and by gather flowers she means talk but not on the cuffs. Garrus worries he's turning into Saren, Shepard seems to think they're making progress on something.
Armada gets contacted because Garrus has questions after the punishment, a lot of them, even if he thinks Armada isn't back. Leads to talking, giving of the volus plushie, and even more questions.

Day 121 May 9-11

Armada orders packing, Garrus complies.
Steve Rogers checks in on Garrus, Garrus is a little touchy.
Tess gets messaged as Garrus seeks what every true friend wants - blackmail material on Shepard. Or maybe just shipping material. They exchange teasing and talk about the world's biggest ball of twine.

Day 122 May 12-14

Kurosaki Ichigo chats on the ride to the shuttles, and both of them are on the clueless side when it comes to what's going on.
Ratchet isn't ready to leave Macha yet, but there are no choices or options.
Marco Bott isn't feeling well and Garrus accidentally gets a little stern before turning the talk around to being more friendly, even as he encourages the guy to get on a shuttle.
Ryan Farrow is nervous about getting on a shuttle, and for good reason. Garrus tries to be helpful.
Adrien Arbuckal picks a fight with a Skellie.
Chase Collins is not Jack Benjamin. The meeting doesn't go well.
Sebastian Michaelis grabs a drink and the demon offers Garrus his notes thus far. There aren't any big revelations, but it's handy for perspective and thinking. There's talk of revenge and digging into history.
Noh-Varr keeps Garrus company as they hold hands and speculate a little.
Vegeta, drunk, speaks too openly about his intentions and Garrus is a little concerned. His anger could get him in a lot of trouble.
Shinobu Jacobs is worried about someone missing. She tries brandy, he tries to be encouraging.
Athos and Garrus share a drink.
Joker drinks with him and they talk the toll of the missions and how the CDC is a disorganized mess.

Day 123 May 15-17

Steve Rogers and Garrus meet up at the bar for a drink and a chat.
Red wants to start training, and Garrus sets up the simulation so Red can learn how to shoot, and how to shoot humanoids at that.

Day 124 May 18-20

Armada announces the loss of Xion, Lydia, and Dagger, as well as April, and the transfer of several. Garrus expresses condolences for one while mourning two others.
Shinobu Jacobs is offered support once Garrus puts the dots together and realizes who she'd been concerned about going missing.
Hinata Shouyou reaches out after Armada's announcement, and they head to an obstacle course to deal with loss.
Green Oak introduces Garrus to the rest of his team.
Simulator mission with Zelos Wilder, Annie Leonhart, Red, Guy Cecil, Captain Falcon. Frostbrood, eggs, and lakes, oh my.
Red invites Garrus to meet his pokemon.
Red shows off his pokemon team.
Ratchet wants to know about the IPS, Garrus gives him what he's got. It's not much.
Roxas breaks down after it's announced that Xion is dead.
Shepard is invited to view Garrus' mission reward video.
Joker gets invited to view the same video.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema gets invited to view the video.
Mission Reward reveal time with Shepard, Joker, and Tali.
Niko Bellic lets Garrus know how important Telumi Kallig had been to Tali, before she'd been reassigned.
Warriorhead is owed an apology and Garrus goes for it. The apology turns into the opportunity to see new tech - something that links brains.

Day 125 May 21-23

Shepard has an approach that leaves something to be desired as she informs Garrus about Tali's upcoming name change.
Jack Benjamin can't walk, Garrus isn't sure it's Jack.
Pilot finds out Garrus is bored, and they go for another gun lesson. Pilot's been practicing, something that impresses Garrus.
Noh-Varr and Garrus have a dinner date.
Niko Bellic drunkenly thanks Garrus for the booze and informs him Tali's been helped.
Gliese announces the next stop for the Neheda, and a joke turns into serious news - there may not be dextro food where they're going.
Tali'Zorah vas Neheda gets told about the dietary worries and to grab food too.


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Voicemails covered: Yulia Bostova, Zuko, Hanna Talbot, Armada, Ed Elric, Mothership, Shepard, Noh-Varr, Ghost, Roxas, Ren Kouha, d'Artagnan, Elena Gilbert, Hibari Kyouya, Athos, Cortana, Uchiha Sasuke, Green Oak, Sturmhond, Barnaby, Warriorhead, Gliese, Tali, Shepard, Joker, Erin