Garrus Vakarian (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
forgivetheinsubordination) wrote2037-04-27 09:49 pm
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IC Contact - Consignment
vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Okay, that's the best one yet. And I'd say it's a really uncommon practice. Especially here.
Okay, that's the best one yet. And I'd say it's a really uncommon practice. Especially here.
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
TO: shouyou.hinata@cdc.org
what the fuck gave you that impression??
I don't WANT his help "relieving stress"
TO: shouyou.hinata@cdc.org
what the fuck gave you that impression??
I don't WANT his help "relieving stress"
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Because you want Mikasa's, but that's not gonna happen. Have you considered sparring?
Because you want Mikasa's, but that's not gonna happen. Have you considered sparring?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Does gramps mean what the translator is telling me it means?
Does gramps mean what the translator is telling me it means?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Trust me. People look better without hair.
Trust me. People look better without hair.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
No, can't say I'm actually worried about that. Doesn't seem like it's a thing that'll be happening this decade.
No, can't say I'm actually worried about that. Doesn't seem like it's a thing that'll be happening this decade.
FROM: hatake.kakashi@cdc.org
TO: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Funny, no one told me when I was inaugurated that sex education was one of the Hokage's duties.
TO: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Funny, no one told me when I was inaugurated that sex education was one of the Hokage's duties.
Edited 2015-01-02 20:02 (UTC)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
What's a Hokage, and tell me Yamanaka's had some sort of sex ed.
What's a Hokage, and tell me Yamanaka's had some sort of sex ed.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Is everything ok? I asked what symptoms do you have. You can't just tell me not to worry about it.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Hello? Jean?
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Did you get my message? Is this thing broken?
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
You better be resting. Respond when you wake up, ok?
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Is everything ok? I asked what symptoms do you have. You can't just tell me not to worry about it.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Hello? Jean?
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Did you get my message? Is this thing broken?
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
You better be resting. Respond when you wake up, ok?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
If you need an escort to his location, I'm a Unit Lead. And if he's ignoring messages asking how he is, I'll even hold him still for you.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Know this wasn't meant for me and I'm not gonna put up with anyone avoiding help that can be forced into it.
If you need an escort to his location, I'm a Unit Lead. And if he's ignoring messages asking how he is, I'll even hold him still for you.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Know this wasn't meant for me and I'm not gonna put up with anyone avoiding help that can be forced into it.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
ATTACHED: Tag from here
I sent the Green who found it up to the Observation Deck so it could be seen by everyone, along with the container parts that I saw any Greens mentioning they had. Figured the more eyes, the better.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Generally speaking. Don't let that go to your head.
ATTACHED: Tag from here
I sent the Green who found it up to the Observation Deck so it could be seen by everyone, along with the container parts that I saw any Greens mentioning they had. Figured the more eyes, the better.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Generally speaking. Don't let that go to your head.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
She was.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
She wanted to hunt down the culprits and I ordered her to partner up. And that didn't save her.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I should have gone out to find her. Backed her up. I knew she was angry and not thinking clearly.
She was.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
She wanted to hunt down the culprits and I ordered her to partner up. And that didn't save her.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I should have gone out to find her. Backed her up. I knew she was angry and not thinking clearly.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Definitely. I like teaching, and you're a good student. Plus, hey, it might make my job easier in the long run. Wanna meet up in the simulator? There a time that works more for you?
Definitely. I like teaching, and you're a good student. Plus, hey, it might make my job easier in the long run. Wanna meet up in the simulator? There a time that works more for you?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
No. I can't say I have. I can't say I know what a pineapple is, either.
No. I can't say I have. I can't say I know what a pineapple is, either.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
The shopping network's open while we're on board. I think there's some with the craft supplies. Not sure, though. Otherwise... no idea.
The shopping network's open while we're on board. I think there's some with the craft supplies. Not sure, though. Otherwise... no idea.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
That poem was hideous!! Absolute garbage!
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
I haven't laughed so hard in days. :)
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
I have a mission for you: find a reason for Hanna to (privately!!) hear you say the word 'fuckbird'. It'll be funny.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
PS. In exchange for this, I won't tell anyone about the poem. Nor will I actually call you 'my fuckbird', ever.
That poem was hideous!! Absolute garbage!
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
I haven't laughed so hard in days. :)
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
I have a mission for you: find a reason for Hanna to (privately!!) hear you say the word 'fuckbird'. It'll be funny.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
PS. In exchange for this, I won't tell anyone about the poem. Nor will I actually call you 'my fuckbird', ever.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'm going to kill Erin. Except it made you laugh, so maybe I'll tie her to one of the large animals running around instead.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And are you really trying to blackmail me? I know where you sleep. I know you want me. I know the spots that make you shiver. And I've got spices that can wind up in your food.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
How about you let me in on the fuckbird joke and that way we can both share in the funny.
I'm going to kill Erin. Except it made you laugh, so maybe I'll tie her to one of the large animals running around instead.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And are you really trying to blackmail me? I know where you sleep. I know you want me. I know the spots that make you shiver. And I've got spices that can wind up in your food.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
How about you let me in on the fuckbird joke and that way we can both share in the funny.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Maybe.
Maybe.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Sentient life. And the ten means that the planet just stabilized, since that part's redacted.
[One is MUCH EASIER than the other to deal with. Guess which is the distraction, Noh-Varr.]
Sentient life. And the ten means that the planet just stabilized, since that part's redacted.
[One is MUCH EASIER than the other to deal with. Guess which is the distraction, Noh-Varr.]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Yeah, I do. What's going on, Cecil?
Yeah, I do. What's going on, Cecil?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Hey, Mr. Michaelis. What sort of things are you offering, and what's the price?
Hey, Mr. Michaelis. What sort of things are you offering, and what's the price?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Mostly. If you see my arm somewhere, I could use that back.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I should note that's a joke. You, Xion?
Mostly. If you see my arm somewhere, I could use that back.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I should note that's a joke. You, Xion?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Hey, Garrus.
Hey, Garrus.
Edited 2015-02-07 09:42 (UTC)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Hey, Vriska. Safe and sound, then?
Hey, Vriska. Safe and sound, then?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Forgot half of it already. So yeah. Ready for something else, something out of the camp.
Forgot half of it already. So yeah. Ready for something else, something out of the camp.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I showered, cleaned the armor and guns.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
We're gonna teach you to defend yourself some. Later.
I showered, cleaned the armor and guns.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
We're gonna teach you to defend yourself some. Later.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Yes. Now? I could use it.
Yes. Now? I could use it.
FROM: dartagnan@cdc.org
Artillery, this is d'Artagnan. I'm at Camp, and I'm checking in. Let me know if you're safe, please.
Artillery, this is d'Artagnan. I'm at Camp, and I'm checking in. Let me know if you're safe, please.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Hit it before I could. Thanks. Let me know if someone doesn't report in, or if there's an injury?
Hit it before I could. Thanks. Let me know if someone doesn't report in, or if there's an injury?
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
Do you know how we clean envirosuits on the fleet? We don't pour hot water all over them.
That was weird.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
Are you doing anything? I might need help fixing this tear if you're bored.
Do you know how we clean envirosuits on the fleet? We don't pour hot water all over them.
That was weird.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
Are you doing anything? I might need help fixing this tear if you're bored.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I've wondered a lot of things about quarians in the past. But never how you cleaned your suits.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'll come give you a hand. Where am I headed?
I've wondered a lot of things about quarians in the past. But never how you cleaned your suits.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'll come give you a hand. Where am I headed?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'm here at the point, Hibari. You?
I'm here at the point, Hibari. You?
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